“The orange guy from that show where the beard man bug fucker beats his son is in my head again.” -My boyfriend describing Invincible

Ngl until I see a cyber truck in person I refuse to believe it’s real.

I’m starting to think that the reason I’m hearing fireworks instead of gunshots means my neighborhood is gentrified.

Idc what anybody says, this is a bunny

My boyfriend keeps calling me a bottom in different languages