pokefact: girls

pokefact: typhlosions often let other pokemon stay in their den during the winter

humans, like the icky things they are, make very stupid jokes about this

the typhlosions are planning a revolt

pokefact: i stopped jorking it to gaster no more winging my ding,,,

pokefact: starmie have been appearing in towns across many regions unpredictably and for no apparent reason

no one cares though as this is the tamest thing to happen all year

it’s crazy that after a over decade so many people still don’t realize all the mega pokemon are designed after either the letter X or Y

pokefact: sometimes, smaller pokemon like zoruas and skittys lay on the backs of goodra when they dont have a bed

the goodras dont mind btw, they like snuggling the other pokemon

pokefact: baxcalibur love eating nuclear waste, idk why they just do