— GOD OF POKÉMON
@pokemon-god.bsky.social
— BOW DOWN AND PRAY.
< 18+ >
< written by mari >
< 18+ >
< written by mari >
Reposted by — GOD OF POKÉMON
@pokemon-god.bsky.social
[INTRO]
Remember, you will have to try and take on this challenge like a mundane pokemon, or it will be both too easy, and not fun at all. On my mark!
[VICTORY]
Hm, seemed like you were a bit distracted by focusing on not using your deific powers. Want to practice that?
[INTRO]
Remember, you will have to try and take on this challenge like a mundane pokemon, or it will be both too easy, and not fun at all. On my mark!
[VICTORY]
Hm, seemed like you were a bit distracted by focusing on not using your deific powers. Want to practice that?
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
@pokemon-god.bsky.social
[INTRO]
Remember, you will have to try and take on this challenge like a mundane pokemon, or it will be both too easy, and not fun at all. On my mark!
[VICTORY]
Hm, seemed like you were a bit distracted by focusing on not using your deific powers. Want to practice that?
[INTRO]
Remember, you will have to try and take on this challenge like a mundane pokemon, or it will be both too easy, and not fun at all. On my mark!
[VICTORY]
Hm, seemed like you were a bit distracted by focusing on not using your deific powers. Want to practice that?
Reposted by — GOD OF POKÉMON
How to tell the difference between the two Arceus':
One will smite you for dressing as Giratina.
The other will coo and do the godly equivalent of taking photos to post on social media.
One will smite you for dressing as Giratina.
The other will coo and do the godly equivalent of taking photos to post on social media.
October 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How to tell the difference between the two Arceus':
One will smite you for dressing as Giratina.
The other will coo and do the godly equivalent of taking photos to post on social media.
One will smite you for dressing as Giratina.
The other will coo and do the godly equivalent of taking photos to post on social media.
IF SOMEONE SAYS MY NAME AGAIN I SWEAR TO MYSELF
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
IF SOMEONE SAYS MY NAME AGAIN I SWEAR TO MYSELF
WHO SAID MY NAME.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
WHO SAID MY NAME.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
"Daddy needs love" daddy needs a fucking PokéCigarette you ants drive me up the wall
October 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"Daddy needs love" daddy needs a fucking PokéCigarette you ants drive me up the wall
Running around like ants.
Must I awake from every hibernation to discord?
Must I awake from every hibernation to discord?
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Running around like ants.
Must I awake from every hibernation to discord?
Must I awake from every hibernation to discord?
[NC]
AS MY FIRST ACT AFTER AWAKENING FROM HIBERNATION:
ADULT MOKOU IS NO LONGER TERMINAL
AS MY SECOND ACT:
VOLO'S LEFT NUT WILL RANDOMLY EXPLODE WITHIN THE NEXT 4 DAYS
AS MY FIRST ACT AFTER AWAKENING FROM HIBERNATION:
ADULT MOKOU IS NO LONGER TERMINAL
AS MY SECOND ACT:
VOLO'S LEFT NUT WILL RANDOMLY EXPLODE WITHIN THE NEXT 4 DAYS
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
[NC]
AS MY FIRST ACT AFTER AWAKENING FROM HIBERNATION:
ADULT MOKOU IS NO LONGER TERMINAL
AS MY SECOND ACT:
VOLO'S LEFT NUT WILL RANDOMLY EXPLODE WITHIN THE NEXT 4 DAYS
AS MY FIRST ACT AFTER AWAKENING FROM HIBERNATION:
ADULT MOKOU IS NO LONGER TERMINAL
AS MY SECOND ACT:
VOLO'S LEFT NUT WILL RANDOMLY EXPLODE WITHIN THE NEXT 4 DAYS
IF YOU ASK ME FOR A MIRACLE I'M JUST GOING TO SMITE YOU.
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
IF YOU ASK ME FOR A MIRACLE I'M JUST GOING TO SMITE YOU.