Pokémon Smash or Pass
@pokesmashorpass.bsky.social
I'm the Vaporeon your momma warned you about.
Kidding! I'm Reggie, and I was born to breed. Literally: I'm a harem Pokémon, bred for bed. Come on in, I'll take on all cummers.
Kidding! I'm Reggie, and I was born to breed. Literally: I'm a harem Pokémon, bred for bed. Come on in, I'll take on all cummers.
All I want for Christmas is to be sandwiched between two alpha Lopunny.
Gender doesn't matter.
Gender doesn't matter.
December 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
All I want for Christmas is to be sandwiched between two alpha Lopunny.
Gender doesn't matter.
Gender doesn't matter.
HAHA! I KNOW THAT GUY!
He dove right in after that teleporter experiment, huh?
SMASH!
He dove right in after that teleporter experiment, huh?
SMASH!
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
HAHA! I KNOW THAT GUY!
He dove right in after that teleporter experiment, huh?
SMASH!
He dove right in after that teleporter experiment, huh?
SMASH!
Sma-oh, chastity? Pass.
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sma-oh, chastity? Pass.
SMASH!
October 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
SMASH!
SM-M-MASH!
October 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
SM-M-MASH!
Oh god, SMASH!
October 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh god, SMASH!
Who else is out there drooling over big kitty titties?
September 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Who else is out there drooling over big kitty titties?
SMASH HOLY SHIT
September 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
SMASH HOLY SHIT
Smash
September 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Smash
God I'm horny today. Who wants to fuck a Vaporeon?
August 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
God I'm horny today. Who wants to fuck a Vaporeon?
Beach day!
What, you thought all I was good for was lying in bed? I'm a great swimmer, and the best lifeguard you'll ever find!
What, you thought all I was good for was lying in bed? I'm a great swimmer, and the best lifeguard you'll ever find!
June 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Beach day!
What, you thought all I was good for was lying in bed? I'm a great swimmer, and the best lifeguard you'll ever find!
What, you thought all I was good for was lying in bed? I'm a great swimmer, and the best lifeguard you'll ever find!
Smash!
June 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Smash!
These guys are having a blast with the new wonder pick event!
Can we do a Vaporeon one next?
Can we do a Vaporeon one next?
April 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
These guys are having a blast with the new wonder pick event!
Can we do a Vaporeon one next?
Can we do a Vaporeon one next?
Good morning! I love having breakfast in the Pokémon Café with Master.
Today, Vaporeon buns, eggs, and sausage are on the menu.
Don't worry, there's enough to share!
Today, Vaporeon buns, eggs, and sausage are on the menu.
Don't worry, there's enough to share!
April 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good morning! I love having breakfast in the Pokémon Café with Master.
Today, Vaporeon buns, eggs, and sausage are on the menu.
Don't worry, there's enough to share!
Today, Vaporeon buns, eggs, and sausage are on the menu.
Don't worry, there's enough to share!
Smash!
Or, I guess, get smashed. Hubba hubba!
Or, I guess, get smashed. Hubba hubba!
I always draw Chindy slightly different every time. One of these days I'm gonna have him pinned down. For now he pins you down
March 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Smash!
Or, I guess, get smashed. Hubba hubba!
Or, I guess, get smashed. Hubba hubba!
Pass
March 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Pass
Master says male Salandit don't evolve because of malnutrition. He's going to try to train one away from any females and feed it a lot to see if it evolves.
I'll bet Salazzle boys are total hubks!
I'll bet Salazzle boys are total hubks!
March 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Master says male Salandit don't evolve because of malnutrition. He's going to try to train one away from any females and feed it a lot to see if it evolves.
I'll bet Salazzle boys are total hubks!
I'll bet Salazzle boys are total hubks!
SMASH
March 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
SMASH
SMASH
March 19, 2025 at 7:38 AM
SMASH
SMASH
March 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
SMASH
What were your starters?
I always pick mine based on how fuckable their final forms are.
Skipped Fennekin because Braixen is so much hotter than Delphox.
I always pick mine based on how fuckable their final forms are.
Skipped Fennekin because Braixen is so much hotter than Delphox.
March 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
What were your starters?
I always pick mine based on how fuckable their final forms are.
Skipped Fennekin because Braixen is so much hotter than Delphox.
I always pick mine based on how fuckable their final forms are.
Skipped Fennekin because Braixen is so much hotter than Delphox.
SMASH
March 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
SMASH
SMASH
February 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
SMASH
SMASH
Then let me sit on his face next, okay?
Then let me sit on his face next, okay?
February 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
SMASH
Then let me sit on his face next, okay?
Then let me sit on his face next, okay?
SMASH
February 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
SMASH