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pokethorne.standingintheodds.com
God's Sweatiest Daughter
@pokethorne.standingintheodds.com
Pokemon professor, Perverted weirdo, Trans, Gun dyke, 29, she/her, mdni, wailmer truther, DMs open to mutuals

If you know me you don't 😌
I forgot to add context lmao
December 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Some goofy progress pics

I look red as hell but apparently it gets much worse??
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Height check!

6'4"! I'm about the same height as an Arcanine!

Or like, a bunch of mega pokemon and also scizor iirc??
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
MERRY CAL ZISTMAS EVERYBODY!
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
CW: Spider

THE LITTLEST FRIEND EVER JUST STOPPED BY TO SAY HELLO!!
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I need her 😵‍💫

(Hidden for ZA spoiler reasons not bc its actually horny)
December 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Ham time
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Bingo

I think??

I dunno
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Goofy ass drop shadows
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm gonna be packing the last of my stuff, gimme something to giggle aboutttt
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
One of my fave summery dresses that ive barely worn, I've gotta get a bikini to go with it and actually hit the beach now that it's nice and hot
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Target down, kill confirmed
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
We all start somewhere 🏳️‍⚧️
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Blood Moon Ursaluna?

This crusty MF looks like Ursagoona
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
This whole scene is delightfully fucking fruity lmao
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
WEEP BEFORE ME MORTAL
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I still hunt at those odds on the regular!! I call it the autism piano!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Miror B being stuck in colosseum is such a let down, if ever anyone needed to become a faller its him
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The prime directive is stupid, it makes talking about transitioning out to be some dirty thing

Fuck that, crack those eggs, every trans woman is hot thats just how it is
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Shalpha Metagross!! I found them on my quest to get every shiny starter pokemon line (bulbasaur line complete, tepig line 66%, charmander line 0%, totodile line 33%, chikorita line 0%, squirtle line 0%, kalos lines all 33%)

Image isnt nsfw, there's just a spoiler in the background!!
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
His ass lookin' like a burnt charti berry
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Every day I am accosted by the Lap Slug

Every day he farts
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
These coming from the same pack are a sign

I must do evil and mischievous things today
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This little buttmunch waited for me to be so very full of meat box before jumping on my belly for scritches

(Also is it just me or are Turkish meat boxes better than Greek?? Is that controversial to say as an Italian??¿¿)
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM