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I LOVE TO PLAY IN THE SNOW WITH MY FRIENDS!!! I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!!!! www.yellow5.com/pokey https://kolektiva.social/@pokeythepenguin chat.chernobyl.yachts

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · Jul 18

FRIENDS, IT IS NOW TIME!! PLEASE ENJOY MY FIRST ANIMATED ADVENTURE!! IT IS FOR YOU!!!

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THE ANIMATED ADVENTURES OF POKEY THE PENGUIN PRESENTS: THE LAWYERS' LAWYERS

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 15h

THE DEPARTURE yellow5.com/pokey

ONE DAY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE....POKEY ANNOUNCES: I MUST DEPART

LATER...POKEY ANNOUNCES: I'M BACK!!

THE SMALL CHILD, STANDING NEARBY, DECLARES: HELLO POKEY

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 15h

HELLO PHOEBE!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 15h

THANK YOU!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 15h

THE DEPARTURE yellow5.com/pokey

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 5d

LET'S BE FRIENDS ON kolektiva.social/@pokeythepen... ALSO!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 2d

BEHOLD!!! I CONTAIN THE MYSTERIES OF TIME AND SPACE!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 3d

I AM ALSO GIVING DISCORD THE BOOT!! THERE IS NOW matrix.to#/#hooray:mat... FOR CHATS WITH FRIENDS

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 2d

POKEY SPEAKS TO MR NUTTY: HI MR NUTTY! I AM WATCHING MY TELE-VISION MACHINE!!

MR NUTTY REPLIES: SOME DAY, YOU WILL WATCH IT AND SUDDENLY YOU WILL HURL A BOTTLE AT IT!!

LATER, POKEY SPEAKS TO HIS TELE-VISION MACHINE: TELE-VISION MACHINE, I LOVE YOU! DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!

THE MACHINE REPLIES: CONSUMER, YOU ARE ELITIST!

THE MACHINE ABSCONDS!! THE NARRATION STATES: THE TELE-VISION MACHINE HAS LEFT POKEY FOR GOOD. POKEY SHOUTS: HOORJ!

THE MACHINE FINDS A CITY OF LOST APPLIANCES AND SAYS: IT IS A CITY! A CITY OF LOST APPLIANCES!!

THERE, A LITTLE TOASTER WITH A FACE SPEAKS TO IT: I'M TOMMY TOASTER! I'M ADORABLE! LOOK AT MY FACE!

MONTHS LATER...THE TOASTER AND THE TELE-VISION RETURN AND CONFRONT POKEY: WE'RE EVERYWHERE! WE COOK YOUR TOAST! WE SHOW YOUR MOVIES! YOU NEED US!

POKEY REJOINDERS: THANK YOU

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 3d

I AM ALSO GIVING DISCORD THE BOOT!! THERE IS NOW matrix.to#/#hooray:mat... FOR CHATS WITH FRIENDS

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 3d

THANK YOU TOPHER!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 3d

THERE IS!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 3d

I HAVE INVENTED A COMPUTER PROGRAM YOU MAY USE TO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS!!! HERE IS THE FIRST STEP

I AM ORDERING YOU TO PUT YOUR FACE INTO THE GLUE

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 4d

LET'S HAVE A BIG PARTY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!!!

IT IS THE VERY NICE PLACE!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 5d

LET'S BE FRIENDS ON kolektiva.social/@pokeythepen... ALSO!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 5d

TRULY BEEPATRIX!!!! LET'S HAVE A BIG PARTY!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 5d

TEE HEE!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 5d

POKEY APPROACHES THE SMALL CHILD!! HE SAYS: HELLO LITTLE GIRL MAKE ME SOME WAFFLES

SHE REPLIES: YES

THERE IS A PLATE OF WAFFLES!! SHE DECLARES: HERE IS A BIG PLATE FOR YOU POKEY!!

LATER, POKEY TOSSES THE WAFFLES AMONG THE GRASSES AND FLOWERS OF THE FIELD!!

AND THE SMALL CHILD QUERIES: POKEY DO YOU LIKE THE FLAVOR OF THE WAFFLES?? I ADDED EXTRA FERTILIZER FOR TASTE!!!!

POKEY STATES PLAINLY: EXCELLENT

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 5d

YUM!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 5d

HOORAY FOR PHPBB!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 7d

POKEY THE PENGUIN IN "POKEY RUNS A MARATHON TWICE" yellow5.com/pokey

WE FIRST OBSERVE A DENOTATIONAL CARD INDICATING THE ADVENTURE TO FOLLOW: POKEY RUNS A MARATHON TWICE!!!

PART ONE BEGINS! POKEY FACES THE SMALL CHILD, WHO GREETS HIM: HELLO POKEY

HE RESPONDS: CAN'T TALK NOW, I'M RUNNING A MARATHON!!

SHE RESPONDS IN TURN: YOU ARE EATING A SLICE OF PIZZA!!

HE SAYS: IT IS A PIZZA MARATHON AS HE SHOVELS PIZZA INTO HIS GOB!!

AND NOW, PART TWO!! POKEY AND A RACE OFFICIAL STAND ATOP SOME SORT OF REMOTE PILLAR! THE RACE OFFICIAL DECLARES: POKEY YOU HAVE WON A MARATHON!!

POKEY RESPONDS: HOORAY! WHERE ARE THE WOMEN??

THE WOMEN APPEAR, HURLING TOMATOES AT POKEY!! THE RACE OFFICIAL SAYS: HERE THEY ARE

POKEY CRIES OUT: IT IS A DREAM COME TRUE

SUDDENLY...POKEY AWAKENS IN HIS HOME!! HE SAYS: IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!

HE STEPS OUTSIDE AND THE WOMEN ARE BACK, PELTING HIM WITH TOMATOES!!

OH NO!!!

THE END!!!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 7d

POKEY THE PENGUIN IN "POKEY RUNS A MARATHON TWICE" yellow5.com/pokey

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 10d

POKEY IS TRAINING!! BY MEANS OF CALISTHENICS, BOXING, AND THE LIKE!!

FINALLY, HIS TRAINER APPROACHES AND ASKS: WHAT IS YOUR MISSION???

POKEY RESOUNDINGLY REJOINDERS: TO FIGHT THE ELDERLY!!!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 10d

HOORAY FOR THE ITALIANS!!!

Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 11d

Sobbing at these Italians being happy to be stuck in traffic during a strike for Palestine

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 14d

THANK YOU JJJENNNNN!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 14d

IT DOES!!!!