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Never trust a big butt and a smile.
The toilet isn’t engaged, the person inside is, the toilet is occupied.
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Reposted by Poki
[Marijuana, Erotic Art]

I like my #deities chthonic.
And my #weed chronic.

“American Beauty/Reefer Madness”
13” x 19” art print
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#tips4teens #gayeroticart
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
QotD:
i mean if there was a consortium to win against AI it’d be the school photo mafia
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
[nsfw nudity]

Printed a bull master yesterday after a STL was put on printables and announced on Bluesky. Just wow… props to gummipony.
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Travolta’s legs are too skinny to be a santa. He needs to be at Face Off weight when he had love handles.
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Free Idea:
Ad Block extension but for AI
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
not so much make you jump out of your seat as much as gives you explosive flatulence. Also photoshop slop is becoming more and more rare with AI slop now.
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
wow, reusable brita filters let you see the hard water lol
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Big Box Store themed ugly sweaters is a snake eating its own tail.
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i think you’ll find the real reason cost of food has increased is that they’re using an entire roll of scotch tape for each head of lettuce.
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
🎶if you’re fond of sand dunes, and salty air…🎶
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[NSFW Nudity]

#fcf #fatcockfriday
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
🎶 Don't look surprised, you know you've buttered your bread
So now it's fair, you should stare at the back of my head🎶

https://youtu.be/mDtqGAx4i2w
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
[NSFW Nudity]

when i say “dog dad” i mean “dog dad” 😏
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
recent home-appliance-tangent based youtubers made me wanna see what 3kw was in my EV and yeah on level ground cruising at 17mph uses the same as your freaking kettle, you psychos.
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Kiro, cute name for something that lays waste to an entire generation of Jr. devs.
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Bambu really makes Ronco-esque 3d printers, so glad i got this as an open box return. Rarely do prints fail, nozzle never clogs, minimal tweaking to belts, and mobile and desktop apps are top notch. But not as fun as my hacked together ender v2 or the giant kobra 2 max.
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
why has nobody made a Hot Chip - “Ready for the floor” themed escape room?
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
As I sit here redoing my raspberry pi pico mouse jiggler, I realize that we as employees have even given up our ability to say when we are there or not, probably forever. To the point they don’t even provide “away” settings in teams. Don’t touch your computer for 5 minutes? You’re away.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Still baffled that there is no Microcenter in Seattle.
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Reposted by Poki
We just celebrated Black Friday in memory of Rebecca Black who invented Friday back in 2011.
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I have cod, can you tell?
The rubber floor mats are doing their job.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
sometimes I watch a front load washer and think it’d be kinda fun to operate a coin-op. Then my washer asks for a clean cycle and the ungodly wads of hair that come out are bad enough. Now imagine that 40x over.
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
AI in the hands of James May results in Paul McCartney in a onesie and that is a beautiful thing.
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
[hack the planet]

2026 resolution to setup a Win 11 VM turn on recall and run furry porn slideshows 24/7 on it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM