Captain Qwark
@polarispresident.bsky.social
Former President of Polaris, just looking to find some loyal cadets to train up to form the next generation of Q-force
Oh this is going to tank my numbers worse than when I endorsed Small Al’s roboshack
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Oh this is going to tank my numbers worse than when I endorsed Small Al’s roboshack
Dammit, don’t use this in an attack ad
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Dammit, don’t use this in an attack ad
I mean grapes
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I mean grapes
Ha ha ha silly robot, they’re called gropes
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Ha ha ha silly robot, they’re called gropes
Who’s Talwyn?
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Who’s Talwyn?
Huh, I hadn’t considered using live bait before. Thanks for volunteering!
October 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Huh, I hadn’t considered using live bait before. Thanks for volunteering!
So in the meantime, I got us a great deal to set up a new training course on the planet Orxon! Watch this space, cadets!
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
So in the meantime, I got us a great deal to set up a new training course on the planet Orxon! Watch this space, cadets!
Why wasn’t I in this one?
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Why wasn’t I in this one?
I had a lot of realisations about you after meeting Skrunch’s sister! Woah Nelly! 🥵
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I had a lot of realisations about you after meeting Skrunch’s sister! Woah Nelly! 🥵
