Virgin but in a cool , olive oil way

Just learned about hooded seals, which implies a level of seal circumcision that i’m not comfortable with :/

People really walk through life speaking to and about women in the most callous ways imaginable.

White men with ginger beards.

Gay bitches always complaining about being broke. Maybe stop eating out, then???

What the fuck am I even talking about

Need the dad rat from Ratatouille like a fish needs water

So was there a typing class that I just missed and never took in school, because I type things in one key at a time like a toddler and i’m 20 years old…?

Henceforth, I will be blaming all of my personality flaws not on my zodiac sign but on the after school improv program that my 3rd grade Science teacher recommended to me

Hm. I think i’ll be sane today

We all know conservatives using regret rates for surgeries trans people undergo is bullshit, but the day they get smarter and start using regret rates for the names we choose, we’re so fucking cooked