Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

We should all embrace the second amendment before we can’t anymore. Go far enough left you get the guns back

Nothing would make Russia happier than demoralized Americans giving up on politics, or worse, killing yourself.

Do not obey in advance.

Make them kill you.