Headphones on in the club cause I don’t always agree with the DJ
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Headphones on in the club cause I don’t always agree with the DJ
i think that people that listen to music like jellyroll or charlie puth or sme shit all be idf super soliders they be the first in line to swap the knob of netanyahu
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i think that people that listen to music like jellyroll or charlie puth or sme shit all be idf super soliders they be the first in line to swap the knob of netanyahu
"i dont understand how couples fight" dawg i fight with my cat sometimes what
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"i dont understand how couples fight" dawg i fight with my cat sometimes what
Guess who has carpel tunnel
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Guess who has carpel tunnel
i was walking in a parking lot and thought i was alone so i went to adjust my balls and a woman was staring right at me when i looked afterwards and now i feel disgusting. im sorry lady
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i was walking in a parking lot and thought i was alone so i went to adjust my balls and a woman was staring right at me when i looked afterwards and now i feel disgusting. im sorry lady
When is my joy ride?
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
When is my joy ride?
Do the people I tortured feel the same way I do here?
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Do the people I tortured feel the same way I do here?
Just booped the snoot of this wholesome doggerino hopefully I get 24 trillion uproots
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Just booped the snoot of this wholesome doggerino hopefully I get 24 trillion uproots
Google how to Will myself to stop eating
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Google how to Will myself to stop eating
I despise any lolcow culture but fuck me is DSP so funny being so pathetic
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I despise any lolcow culture but fuck me is DSP so funny being so pathetic
Wish things could be beautiful
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Wish things could be beautiful
One of those stupid ass “look-maxxing” song edits is stuck in my head and I’m losing my mind
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
One of those stupid ass “look-maxxing” song edits is stuck in my head and I’m losing my mind
I feel like taking molly and going to see like imagine dragons or awolnation would be fucking terrifying
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I feel like taking molly and going to see like imagine dragons or awolnation would be fucking terrifying
spending hours roaming pointlessly through google earth and google maps > doing work at my dumb job
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
spending hours roaming pointlessly through google earth and google maps > doing work at my dumb job
if your age in bio starts with "lvl" just end it dawg fr
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
if your age in bio starts with "lvl" just end it dawg fr
do not flirt with me i will not know whether to reciprocate or kill myself
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
do not flirt with me i will not know whether to reciprocate or kill myself
I need to mouth harass a hamburger asap
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I need to mouth harass a hamburger asap
Men piss me off because what you mean you don’t like fat? The belly is one the best parts you moron
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Men piss me off because what you mean you don’t like fat? The belly is one the best parts you moron
If anyone read my notes app poems and sprawls they would have to be executed
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If anyone read my notes app poems and sprawls they would have to be executed
If a dude Is still obsessed with taxi driver past 25 it’s genuinely worrying
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If a dude Is still obsessed with taxi driver past 25 it’s genuinely worrying
I can’t do christmas this year tbh let’s skip it please
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I can’t do christmas this year tbh let’s skip it please
It’s probably time
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It’s probably time
Thank god the laughing cow ain’t real cause I’d be all up in that
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Thank god the laughing cow ain’t real cause I’d be all up in that