Polly Poplar
@pollypoplar.bsky.social
I NEVER SAID I COULD DRAW
I’m sure my parents didn’t think I’d enjoy this, they thought I would sleep through it at the Starlight Drive-In, where we kids were allowed to wear our jammies in the backseat. It had air disasters, hypothermia, starvation, and just a hint of cannibalism. I didn’t miss a single second. I was 10.
September 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’m sure my parents didn’t think I’d enjoy this, they thought I would sleep through it at the Starlight Drive-In, where we kids were allowed to wear our jammies in the backseat. It had air disasters, hypothermia, starvation, and just a hint of cannibalism. I didn’t miss a single second. I was 10.
The Resolute Desk is federal property, verdad?
March 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Resolute Desk is federal property, verdad?
You’d have to be something like this.
March 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
You’d have to be something like this.
I knew there was a reason I didn’t like artichokes.
March 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I knew there was a reason I didn’t like artichokes.
All right, who else looking at the Dume sand worms thought, “artichoke hearts!” #whoworeitbetter
March 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
All right, who else looking at the Dume sand worms thought, “artichoke hearts!” #whoworeitbetter
And his truckling creature, too!
March 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
And his truckling creature, too!
As far as I am concerned, “president“ when connected with his name is pronounced “puppet.” “Puppet Trump announced he was paving the Rose Garden today…”
When addressed directly, of course, it would be disrespectful to use any term, but, “Mr. Puppet.”
When addressed directly, of course, it would be disrespectful to use any term, but, “Mr. Puppet.”
March 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
As far as I am concerned, “president“ when connected with his name is pronounced “puppet.” “Puppet Trump announced he was paving the Rose Garden today…”
When addressed directly, of course, it would be disrespectful to use any term, but, “Mr. Puppet.”
When addressed directly, of course, it would be disrespectful to use any term, but, “Mr. Puppet.”
Canadian flag sales? Did somebody mention Canadian flag sales? This American bought some Canadian flags, made in Canada. When we are able to get rid of Putin, finger puppets, I may think of displaying an American flag again, but not till then.
March 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Canadian flag sales? Did somebody mention Canadian flag sales? This American bought some Canadian flags, made in Canada. When we are able to get rid of Putin, finger puppets, I may think of displaying an American flag again, but not till then.
If only he could dress respectfully as Nazi billionaires do.
February 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If only he could dress respectfully as Nazi billionaires do.
This was from the first term. I’m going to have to update it, to include Vance, and because Trump does not have the dignity of a marionette. He and Vance are Putin‘s finger puppets.
February 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This was from the first term. I’m going to have to update it, to include Vance, and because Trump does not have the dignity of a marionette. He and Vance are Putin‘s finger puppets.
@thevivllainous.bsky.social Hello, Vivian, I wanted your input on selecting pronouns for that guy who runs that thing where space junk is always falling out of the sky to the point where they have to have a Hotline should his junk hit your roof. I selected, “schmuck”and shmuck’s.” Thoughts?
February 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
@thevivllainous.bsky.social Hello, Vivian, I wanted your input on selecting pronouns for that guy who runs that thing where space junk is always falling out of the sky to the point where they have to have a Hotline should his junk hit your roof. I selected, “schmuck”and shmuck’s.” Thoughts?
Elon’s learning curve is concave. He proudly announced Social Security was paying 150 year olds because he doesn’t understand COBOL and was too lazy to learn anything about the code Social Security is written in. Won’t somebody help him out and send him one of these?
February 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Elon’s learning curve is concave. He proudly announced Social Security was paying 150 year olds because he doesn’t understand COBOL and was too lazy to learn anything about the code Social Security is written in. Won’t somebody help him out and send him one of these?
To reopen as the consumer fraud promotion bureau.
We need to get across that these teenagers here are in charge of MAGA’s Social Security checks, we need rallies in media centers, not just state capitals. Who’s going to go to Albany in the dead of winter? we’re not going to get massive crowds!
We need to get across that these teenagers here are in charge of MAGA’s Social Security checks, we need rallies in media centers, not just state capitals. Who’s going to go to Albany in the dead of winter? we’re not going to get massive crowds!
February 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
To reopen as the consumer fraud promotion bureau.
We need to get across that these teenagers here are in charge of MAGA’s Social Security checks, we need rallies in media centers, not just state capitals. Who’s going to go to Albany in the dead of winter? we’re not going to get massive crowds!
We need to get across that these teenagers here are in charge of MAGA’s Social Security checks, we need rallies in media centers, not just state capitals. Who’s going to go to Albany in the dead of winter? we’re not going to get massive crowds!
Inspector Fong did not go quietly, but made them escort her out. She is being replaced by a Trump donor. Every illness or death from bird flu or listeria or whatever else her office covers is ON TRUMP, and Trumpers, as we are going to remind them at every possible opportunity.
January 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Inspector Fong did not go quietly, but made them escort her out. She is being replaced by a Trump donor. Every illness or death from bird flu or listeria or whatever else her office covers is ON TRUMP, and Trumpers, as we are going to remind them at every possible opportunity.
She’s just following the Trump style book
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 AM
She’s just following the Trump style book
#TransDayOfRemembrance as we do it in our little neck of the woods. 🏳️⚧️
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November 21, 2024 at 2:58 AM
#TransDayOfRemembrance as we do it in our little neck of the woods. 🏳️⚧️
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Thready unrest as one of the other places notices we’re owned by a capricious billionaire twit, not too different from twit #1, so Expect Us. In other news, this is opposite the Titanic memorial. You never know when you’ll need a plumber or a banana helmet. No word on injuries from or to the banana.
November 12, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Thready unrest as one of the other places notices we’re owned by a capricious billionaire twit, not too different from twit #1, so Expect Us. In other news, this is opposite the Titanic memorial. You never know when you’ll need a plumber or a banana helmet. No word on injuries from or to the banana.