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Corn on the cob is now short for cobert.
May 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Corn on the cob is now short for cobert.
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My boyfriend just told me about his intrusive thought to create a long con where he makes me believe he's a COVID denier with a website dedicated to the subject called Dr. Fanthony Ouchie.
March 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My boyfriend just told me about his intrusive thought to create a long con where he makes me believe he's a COVID denier with a website dedicated to the subject called Dr. Fanthony Ouchie.
My partner gave me ICP flashbacks learning how magnets worked today.
February 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My partner gave me ICP flashbacks learning how magnets worked today.
Today I learned that Faith Hill and Tim McGraw do not own McGraw-Hill and that I've been mad at the wrong people for 14 years.
February 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Today I learned that Faith Hill and Tim McGraw do not own McGraw-Hill and that I've been mad at the wrong people for 14 years.
From now on, I will call myself a crepe when I'm depressed cause I'm just a sad pancake.
February 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
From now on, I will call myself a crepe when I'm depressed cause I'm just a sad pancake.
My girlfriend now has to refer to herself as bifurious when she's mad at me.
January 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My girlfriend now has to refer to herself as bifurious when she's mad at me.
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"Everyone I've ever met who likes Dr. Pepper has had serious issues." - my roommate
January 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"Everyone I've ever met who likes Dr. Pepper has had serious issues." - my roommate
I will always be pesto's ride or die. #Pesto #Australia
December 15, 2024 at 9:40 PM
I will always be pesto's ride or die. #Pesto #Australia