John Irvine
@polypanjohvin.bsky.social
Official Bluesky for Ol’ Turnip Head and Polyfaebl.
Just a Scottish gothic polyamorous pansexual multimedia artist trying to pitch his creativity.
@olturniphead @polyfaebl
Just a Scottish gothic polyamorous pansexual multimedia artist trying to pitch his creativity.
@olturniphead @polyfaebl
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Hi, I’m John Irvine the artist for Ol’ Turnip Head.
2025, expect more sketches, digital art (not AI), Mabon madness and spookiness. I could venture further with Ol’ Turnip Head like short-stories and maybe future publishings if possible!
#spookyallyear #spookyallyearlong #halloween2025 #mabon2025
2025, expect more sketches, digital art (not AI), Mabon madness and spookiness. I could venture further with Ol’ Turnip Head like short-stories and maybe future publishings if possible!
#spookyallyear #spookyallyearlong #halloween2025 #mabon2025
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 9
In such a rare act of mercy, Ol’ Turnip Head accidentally becomes a mediator for a snowball fight rather than slaughtering both belligerent sides.
#adventcalendar #christmasseason🎄🎅⛄️ #christmastruce
In such a rare act of mercy, Ol’ Turnip Head accidentally becomes a mediator for a snowball fight rather than slaughtering both belligerent sides.
#adventcalendar #christmasseason🎄🎅⛄️ #christmastruce
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 9
In such a rare act of mercy, Ol’ Turnip Head accidentally becomes a mediator for a snowball fight rather than slaughtering both belligerent sides.
#adventcalendar #christmasseason🎄🎅⛄️ #christmastruce
In such a rare act of mercy, Ol’ Turnip Head accidentally becomes a mediator for a snowball fight rather than slaughtering both belligerent sides.
#adventcalendar #christmasseason🎄🎅⛄️ #christmastruce
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 8
Uh oh! Ol’ Turnip Head has been caught in a snowball fight.
#adventcalender #christmasseason🎄🎅⛄️ #snowballfights❄️ #snowballfight
Uh oh! Ol’ Turnip Head has been caught in a snowball fight.
#adventcalender #christmasseason🎄🎅⛄️ #snowballfights❄️ #snowballfight
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 8
Uh oh! Ol’ Turnip Head has been caught in a snowball fight.
#adventcalender #christmasseason🎄🎅⛄️ #snowballfights❄️ #snowballfight
Uh oh! Ol’ Turnip Head has been caught in a snowball fight.
#adventcalender #christmasseason🎄🎅⛄️ #snowballfights❄️ #snowballfight
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 7
Caking a skeleton into a snowman is so far the nearest Ol’ Turnip Head can come into the festive mood.
#adventcalendar #christmasseason🎄🎅⛄️ #frostythesnowman⛄ #snowman #snowman☃️
Caking a skeleton into a snowman is so far the nearest Ol’ Turnip Head can come into the festive mood.
#adventcalendar #christmasseason🎄🎅⛄️ #frostythesnowman⛄ #snowman #snowman☃️
December 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 7
Caking a skeleton into a snowman is so far the nearest Ol’ Turnip Head can come into the festive mood.
#adventcalendar #christmasseason🎄🎅⛄️ #frostythesnowman⛄ #snowman #snowman☃️
Caking a skeleton into a snowman is so far the nearest Ol’ Turnip Head can come into the festive mood.
#adventcalendar #christmasseason🎄🎅⛄️ #frostythesnowman⛄ #snowman #snowman☃️
ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 6
Why are the living dead singing carols instead of terrorising the living?
#advent #adventcalendar #carol #carolsinging #carolsingers
Why are the living dead singing carols instead of terrorising the living?
#advent #adventcalendar #carol #carolsinging #carolsingers
December 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 6
Why are the living dead singing carols instead of terrorising the living?
#advent #adventcalendar #carol #carolsinging #carolsingers
Why are the living dead singing carols instead of terrorising the living?
#advent #adventcalendar #carol #carolsinging #carolsingers
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 5
A freak snowstorm hit Ol’ Turnip Head’s cemetery, burying the dead even further than ever before! Having to dig a tunnel network across his fields was not part of his seasonal slumber plan!
#advent #adventcalendar #snow #snowstorm #snowycemetery #snowygraveyard
A freak snowstorm hit Ol’ Turnip Head’s cemetery, burying the dead even further than ever before! Having to dig a tunnel network across his fields was not part of his seasonal slumber plan!
#advent #adventcalendar #snow #snowstorm #snowycemetery #snowygraveyard
December 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 5
A freak snowstorm hit Ol’ Turnip Head’s cemetery, burying the dead even further than ever before! Having to dig a tunnel network across his fields was not part of his seasonal slumber plan!
#advent #adventcalendar #snow #snowstorm #snowycemetery #snowygraveyard
A freak snowstorm hit Ol’ Turnip Head’s cemetery, burying the dead even further than ever before! Having to dig a tunnel network across his fields was not part of his seasonal slumber plan!
#advent #adventcalendar #snow #snowstorm #snowycemetery #snowygraveyard
YULE (WINTER SOLSTICE)
As much as he dreads this merry time of year, Ol’ Turnip Head can never resist kissing his partners under the mistletoe. Even witches and some goth girls celebrate!
#yule #wintersolstice❄️ #wintersolstice #yuletide #mistletoekisses💋
As much as he dreads this merry time of year, Ol’ Turnip Head can never resist kissing his partners under the mistletoe. Even witches and some goth girls celebrate!
#yule #wintersolstice❄️ #wintersolstice #yuletide #mistletoekisses💋
December 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
YULE (WINTER SOLSTICE)
As much as he dreads this merry time of year, Ol’ Turnip Head can never resist kissing his partners under the mistletoe. Even witches and some goth girls celebrate!
#yule #wintersolstice❄️ #wintersolstice #yuletide #mistletoekisses💋
As much as he dreads this merry time of year, Ol’ Turnip Head can never resist kissing his partners under the mistletoe. Even witches and some goth girls celebrate!
#yule #wintersolstice❄️ #wintersolstice #yuletide #mistletoekisses💋
In our blood. In our water. In our babies. 🩸☠️💧Ask @EmmaReynolds to stop the poisoning of Britain, and ban #ForeverChemicals immediately! 🚫 Join the @38_degrees consultation submission to #BanPFAs👇 you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ba...
Let’s flood the consultation to ban these poisons!
Linked to cancer, fertility issues, and birth defects -- forever chemicals (PFAS) are now found in our food, drinking water, and even our blood. When we reach 100k signatures, 38 Degrees will submit o...
you.38degrees.org.uk
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
In our blood. In our water. In our babies. 🩸☠️💧Ask @EmmaReynolds to stop the poisoning of Britain, and ban #ForeverChemicals immediately! 🚫 Join the @38_degrees consultation submission to #BanPFAs👇 you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ba...
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 4
If things weren’t bad enough, someone left Ol’ Turnip Head’s crypt doors open and let the snow in!
#advent #adventcalendar #christmas #christmasiscoming🎄 #christmasseason #snow #snowsnowsnow
If things weren’t bad enough, someone left Ol’ Turnip Head’s crypt doors open and let the snow in!
#advent #adventcalendar #christmas #christmasiscoming🎄 #christmasseason #snow #snowsnowsnow
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 4
If things weren’t bad enough, someone left Ol’ Turnip Head’s crypt doors open and let the snow in!
#advent #adventcalendar #christmas #christmasiscoming🎄 #christmasseason #snow #snowsnowsnow
If things weren’t bad enough, someone left Ol’ Turnip Head’s crypt doors open and let the snow in!
#advent #adventcalendar #christmas #christmasiscoming🎄 #christmasseason #snow #snowsnowsnow
OZZY OSBOURNE
Ol’ Turnip Head channelling the Prince of Darkness with headless bats flying around a bone throne!
#ozzyosbourne #ozzyosbournefanart #ozzyozzyozzy #ripozzyosbourne🤘🏻🦇✝️
Ol’ Turnip Head channelling the Prince of Darkness with headless bats flying around a bone throne!
#ozzyosbourne #ozzyosbournefanart #ozzyozzyozzy #ripozzyosbourne🤘🏻🦇✝️
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
OZZY OSBOURNE
Ol’ Turnip Head channelling the Prince of Darkness with headless bats flying around a bone throne!
#ozzyosbourne #ozzyosbournefanart #ozzyozzyozzy #ripozzyosbourne🤘🏻🦇✝️
Ol’ Turnip Head channelling the Prince of Darkness with headless bats flying around a bone throne!
#ozzyosbourne #ozzyosbournefanart #ozzyozzyozzy #ripozzyosbourne🤘🏻🦇✝️
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 3
This is getting serious now! Who put up a fresh Christmas tree in the crypt?!
#christmas #christmastime #christmasiscoming🎄 #advent #adventcalendar
This is getting serious now! Who put up a fresh Christmas tree in the crypt?!
#christmas #christmastime #christmasiscoming🎄 #advent #adventcalendar
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 3
This is getting serious now! Who put up a fresh Christmas tree in the crypt?!
#christmas #christmastime #christmasiscoming🎄 #advent #adventcalendar
This is getting serious now! Who put up a fresh Christmas tree in the crypt?!
#christmas #christmastime #christmasiscoming🎄 #advent #adventcalendar
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 2
This isn’t the sort of wreath that should be left on Ol’ Turnip Head’s sarcophagus!
#advent #adventcalendar #christmas #christmasseason #christmasiscoming🎄
This isn’t the sort of wreath that should be left on Ol’ Turnip Head’s sarcophagus!
#advent #adventcalendar #christmas #christmasseason #christmasiscoming🎄
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ADVENT CALENDAR Day 2
This isn’t the sort of wreath that should be left on Ol’ Turnip Head’s sarcophagus!
#advent #adventcalendar #christmas #christmasseason #christmasiscoming🎄
This isn’t the sort of wreath that should be left on Ol’ Turnip Head’s sarcophagus!
#advent #adventcalendar #christmas #christmasseason #christmasiscoming🎄
Advent Calendar Day 1
Tinsel? Fairy lights?! A holly wreath?!!
Somebody has some explaining to do!
Who’s been decorating Ol’ Turnip Head’s crypt?!
#christmastime #advent #adventcalendar #christmasiscoming🎄
Tinsel? Fairy lights?! A holly wreath?!!
Somebody has some explaining to do!
Who’s been decorating Ol’ Turnip Head’s crypt?!
#christmastime #advent #adventcalendar #christmasiscoming🎄
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Advent Calendar Day 1
Tinsel? Fairy lights?! A holly wreath?!!
Somebody has some explaining to do!
Who’s been decorating Ol’ Turnip Head’s crypt?!
#christmastime #advent #adventcalendar #christmasiscoming🎄
Tinsel? Fairy lights?! A holly wreath?!!
Somebody has some explaining to do!
Who’s been decorating Ol’ Turnip Head’s crypt?!
#christmastime #advent #adventcalendar #christmasiscoming🎄
ST ANDREW’S DAY
A Highland fling ensues during the annual ceilidh dance in Silas’ cemetery, with music provided by proud Scotsman Dearil McLoughlin the undead bagpiper.
#standrewsday #scotland #bagpipes #ceilidh #kilt #bagpiper #scotsgaelic #scotsman
A Highland fling ensues during the annual ceilidh dance in Silas’ cemetery, with music provided by proud Scotsman Dearil McLoughlin the undead bagpiper.
#standrewsday #scotland #bagpipes #ceilidh #kilt #bagpiper #scotsgaelic #scotsman
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
ST ANDREW’S DAY
A Highland fling ensues during the annual ceilidh dance in Silas’ cemetery, with music provided by proud Scotsman Dearil McLoughlin the undead bagpiper.
#standrewsday #scotland #bagpipes #ceilidh #kilt #bagpiper #scotsgaelic #scotsman
A Highland fling ensues during the annual ceilidh dance in Silas’ cemetery, with music provided by proud Scotsman Dearil McLoughlin the undead bagpiper.
#standrewsday #scotland #bagpipes #ceilidh #kilt #bagpiper #scotsgaelic #scotsman
SAGITTARIUS SEASON
Drusilla the Witch is a Sagittarius. The following characteristics may apply to her:
Adventurous, optimistic, independent, blunt, compassionate, passionate, innovative, communicative, critical, impulsive, assertive, creative, extrovert
#sagittarius #sagittariusseason♐️
Drusilla the Witch is a Sagittarius. The following characteristics may apply to her:
Adventurous, optimistic, independent, blunt, compassionate, passionate, innovative, communicative, critical, impulsive, assertive, creative, extrovert
#sagittarius #sagittariusseason♐️
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
SAGITTARIUS SEASON
Drusilla the Witch is a Sagittarius. The following characteristics may apply to her:
Adventurous, optimistic, independent, blunt, compassionate, passionate, innovative, communicative, critical, impulsive, assertive, creative, extrovert
#sagittarius #sagittariusseason♐️
Drusilla the Witch is a Sagittarius. The following characteristics may apply to her:
Adventurous, optimistic, independent, blunt, compassionate, passionate, innovative, communicative, critical, impulsive, assertive, creative, extrovert
#sagittarius #sagittariusseason♐️
WORLD CONJOINED TWINS DAY
While having his check-up with Prof. Ulysses, Silas’ long-unknown conjoined brother starts growing and protruding out of his shoulder.
#worldconjoinedtwinsday #conjoinedtwins #conjoinedtwinsart #madscientist
While having his check-up with Prof. Ulysses, Silas’ long-unknown conjoined brother starts growing and protruding out of his shoulder.
#worldconjoinedtwinsday #conjoinedtwins #conjoinedtwinsart #madscientist
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
WORLD CONJOINED TWINS DAY
While having his check-up with Prof. Ulysses, Silas’ long-unknown conjoined brother starts growing and protruding out of his shoulder.
#worldconjoinedtwinsday #conjoinedtwins #conjoinedtwinsart #madscientist
While having his check-up with Prof. Ulysses, Silas’ long-unknown conjoined brother starts growing and protruding out of his shoulder.
#worldconjoinedtwinsday #conjoinedtwins #conjoinedtwinsart #madscientist
DOCTOR WHO DAY
Meanwhile in another universe, Silas Wickes takes on the role of the iconic Time Lord.
#doctorwhoday #doctorwho #tardis #timelord #doctorwhofanart
Meanwhile in another universe, Silas Wickes takes on the role of the iconic Time Lord.
#doctorwhoday #doctorwho #tardis #timelord #doctorwhofanart
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
DOCTOR WHO DAY
Meanwhile in another universe, Silas Wickes takes on the role of the iconic Time Lord.
#doctorwhoday #doctorwho #tardis #timelord #doctorwhofanart
Meanwhile in another universe, Silas Wickes takes on the role of the iconic Time Lord.
#doctorwhoday #doctorwho #tardis #timelord #doctorwhofanart
WORLD TELEVISION DAY
Imagine you’re walking past a display of television sets.
One set shows a swirling vortex on the screen, where a ghoulish figure breaks through the window with a demonic smile on his face offering a hand shake.
Would you oblige or run away?
#worldtelevisionday
Imagine you’re walking past a display of television sets.
One set shows a swirling vortex on the screen, where a ghoulish figure breaks through the window with a demonic smile on his face offering a hand shake.
Would you oblige or run away?
#worldtelevisionday
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
WORLD TELEVISION DAY
Imagine you’re walking past a display of television sets.
One set shows a swirling vortex on the screen, where a ghoulish figure breaks through the window with a demonic smile on his face offering a hand shake.
Would you oblige or run away?
#worldtelevisionday
Imagine you’re walking past a display of television sets.
One set shows a swirling vortex on the screen, where a ghoulish figure breaks through the window with a demonic smile on his face offering a hand shake.
Would you oblige or run away?
#worldtelevisionday
INTERNATIONAL MEN’S DAY
Ol’ Turnip Head out on boy’s night!
#internationalmensday #mensnightout #mensmentalhealth
Ol’ Turnip Head out on boy’s night!
#internationalmensday #mensnightout #mensmentalhealth
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
INTERNATIONAL MEN’S DAY
Ol’ Turnip Head out on boy’s night!
#internationalmensday #mensnightout #mensmentalhealth
Ol’ Turnip Head out on boy’s night!
#internationalmensday #mensnightout #mensmentalhealth
APPLE CIDER DAY
Silas sees little point in pressing his precious apples into a sweet drink, but is willing to try something new.
#appleciderday #applecider
Silas sees little point in pressing his precious apples into a sweet drink, but is willing to try something new.
#appleciderday #applecider
November 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
APPLE CIDER DAY
Silas sees little point in pressing his precious apples into a sweet drink, but is willing to try something new.
#appleciderday #applecider
Silas sees little point in pressing his precious apples into a sweet drink, but is willing to try something new.
#appleciderday #applecider
SCORPIO-SAGITTARIUS CUSP
Dearil McCloughlin is a Scorpio-Sagittarius cusp. The following attributes may apply to him:
Energetic, adventurous, generous, passionate, aggressive, secretive, rebellious, logical, honest, egotistic, enthusiastic, determined, humorous, impatient
#scorpiosagittariuscusp♏️♐️
Dearil McCloughlin is a Scorpio-Sagittarius cusp. The following attributes may apply to him:
Energetic, adventurous, generous, passionate, aggressive, secretive, rebellious, logical, honest, egotistic, enthusiastic, determined, humorous, impatient
#scorpiosagittariuscusp♏️♐️
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
SCORPIO-SAGITTARIUS CUSP
Dearil McCloughlin is a Scorpio-Sagittarius cusp. The following attributes may apply to him:
Energetic, adventurous, generous, passionate, aggressive, secretive, rebellious, logical, honest, egotistic, enthusiastic, determined, humorous, impatient
#scorpiosagittariuscusp♏️♐️
Dearil McCloughlin is a Scorpio-Sagittarius cusp. The following attributes may apply to him:
Energetic, adventurous, generous, passionate, aggressive, secretive, rebellious, logical, honest, egotistic, enthusiastic, determined, humorous, impatient
#scorpiosagittariuscusp♏️♐️
HECATE’S NIGHT
For their efforts in honouring his frightful legacy, Ol’ Turnip Head offers his coven a statue of Hecate.
#hecatesnight #hecate
For their efforts in honouring his frightful legacy, Ol’ Turnip Head offers his coven a statue of Hecate.
#hecatesnight #hecate
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
HECATE’S NIGHT
For their efforts in honouring his frightful legacy, Ol’ Turnip Head offers his coven a statue of Hecate.
#hecatesnight #hecate
For their efforts in honouring his frightful legacy, Ol’ Turnip Head offers his coven a statue of Hecate.
#hecatesnight #hecate