As long as my notifications are from real people rather than a bunch of sexbots and some billionaire masturbating for my attention, I'm good.

I have no shits to give this Christmas because they cut my food stamps so I can't make any.

'Tis the season for being well-aware that everyone is broke and exhausted, and there's really no point in trying anymore.

He thinks $2000 will make us forget all about those little girls.

But he's the one actually killing innocent people.

Catching up on old posts. Are you trying to tell me there's a more awkward sex scene than the one you did in Eagle Vs. Shark? Or what you did in An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn? I just flat-out do not believe anyone can top the laundromat scene.

Thank you, Senator.

Oh, I believe you. I'm just mocking his mind-jabber.

Yeah, I have some things to say about the definition of "consent" in regard to these so-called Soul Contracts. Did we REALLY sign up for all of this? Genuine consent is fully informed and can be revoked. Time for humanity to topple the old regime and demand more ethical spiritual governance.

"You don't change horses in the middle of a fire," he'll say. "Would you get off that horse and get on another horse when there's a fire? Bombs dropping all around you? I wouldn't. Maybe sleepy Joe Biden would have, but I wouldn't. You're gonna stick with that horse to get you through the fire."