Chrétien Laettner
@pomoville.bsky.social
I used to indulge in what they call the orange ball ballet
Yo Bob Seger - “trusty woods” - are y’all fuckin Robin Hood?
December 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Yo Bob Seger - “trusty woods” - are y’all fuckin Robin Hood?
I don’t want to sound like an alarmist, but at my kid’s school, instead of “Head, shoulders, knees and toes” they’re singing “My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack”.
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I don’t want to sound like an alarmist, but at my kid’s school, instead of “Head, shoulders, knees and toes” they’re singing “My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack”.
Have it on good authority that today Trump said “have you seen this?” to someone, then took on a mumbly falsetto and said “ya seen this, ya heard about this?”, in a brief instance of Jay Leno mockery.
September 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Have it on good authority that today Trump said “have you seen this?” to someone, then took on a mumbly falsetto and said “ya seen this, ya heard about this?”, in a brief instance of Jay Leno mockery.
Uh, keep talking!!
July 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Uh, keep talking!!
Left my car windows cracked and got a little rain in there. Now it smells like those imitation crab sticks that you can unroll.
June 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Left my car windows cracked and got a little rain in there. Now it smells like those imitation crab sticks that you can unroll.
No one ever mentions that Mohammed Atta looked just like a grandma
April 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
No one ever mentions that Mohammed Atta looked just like a grandma
So little gray alien content now.
March 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So little gray alien content now.
Pinhead likes to go on about pain being like pleasure, but he’s never getting jacked off or nothing, is he?
March 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Pinhead likes to go on about pain being like pleasure, but he’s never getting jacked off or nothing, is he?
Sally Jesse Raphael, best celeb name that could also be a circle of friends.
February 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sally Jesse Raphael, best celeb name that could also be a circle of friends.
Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) is in the top 500 guitar songs according to Songsterr.
February 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) is in the top 500 guitar songs according to Songsterr.
Love Squeeze but “… and everybody wants a hat” that is bad
February 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Love Squeeze but “… and everybody wants a hat” that is bad
Love Costello but the line “I was seriously thinking about hiding the receiver when the switch broke cause its old” I mean come on
February 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Love Costello but the line “I was seriously thinking about hiding the receiver when the switch broke cause its old” I mean come on
Pressed against countertop warming my hands in the air fryer.
February 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Pressed against countertop warming my hands in the air fryer.
Water guy from Elemental worst cuck in movie history wet Pete Holmes.
January 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Water guy from Elemental worst cuck in movie history wet Pete Holmes.
Fucking screenwriters self-inserting shit about their dad dying into every script they touch
January 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Fucking screenwriters self-inserting shit about their dad dying into every script they touch
I know in the Simpsons there's the joke game, Knifey-Spoony. But for me I like Wifey-Spoony. I like to spoon with my wife.
January 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I know in the Simpsons there's the joke game, Knifey-Spoony. But for me I like Wifey-Spoony. I like to spoon with my wife.
Always looking for an opportunity to call myself a dumb shithead and tell everyone that I love being a dumb shithead.
January 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Always looking for an opportunity to call myself a dumb shithead and tell everyone that I love being a dumb shithead.
I know 9/11 is like 911, the emergency number. But, really, what was it? A wake up call.
July 20, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I know 9/11 is like 911, the emergency number. But, really, what was it? A wake up call.
@johncullen.bsky.social can I volunteer to play J-archive Jeopardy with you if you ever need players? I would say I’m about as good as a losing Jeopardy contestant — though worse than my big brother, who was a losing contestant.
March 5, 2024 at 4:14 PM
@johncullen.bsky.social can I volunteer to play J-archive Jeopardy with you if you ever need players? I would say I’m about as good as a losing Jeopardy contestant — though worse than my big brother, who was a losing contestant.
Liv Tyler is 46! More like IVL Tyler.
November 7, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Liv Tyler is 46! More like IVL Tyler.
Listen, it should have been "Clomp Around the Clock". We know, it's a lot more fun. It's over, we messed up.
September 3, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Listen, it should have been "Clomp Around the Clock". We know, it's a lot more fun. It's over, we messed up.