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Maleficent
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Trying to find the funny in a world full of chaos.
Im dealing with shit Im not ready to talk about yet. If I seem more chaotic, it's just healing.
July 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
my account here should also be known as THIS IS WHAT IM ACTUALLY THINKING.
July 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Darlings have a wonderful time at pride. I couldn't get the day off but I suspect they'll all be wonderful. Keep me updated! Love you all. BE SAFE.

-A sapiosexual and demiromantic
June 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
June 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I scratched my cornea like 4 days ago but it's healing great :) I was able to drive today without natural sunlight bothering me too much
May 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My mom is a lot easier to deal when she's sleepy and on her meds. The sass when she feels fine is keeping me up at night.
May 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bekki is on her way.. gummies come save me #numbnumb #nomnom #goingtospace
May 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Anyone else crying at work intermittently feeling like a complete lunatic?
May 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
No but for real, my body can fall asleep sitting up like a total weirdo. Save me lol
April 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If my body decides to take a nap here at work can someone pick me up a monster and BRIIIIINNNNGGGG MEEE TOOOO LIIIIIFEE
April 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
To the person who said I was on heroin? Dude you're insane. Like literally. See someone lol what I want can be bought at a dispensary. By the way, my father thinks you're a lunatic
April 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
One of my personal nightmares is over. Thank you Lord Jesus! Such a hard year. Slowly... SLOWLY... improving
April 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I feel like my world has disintegrated completely. 3 years of one horrible choice and now I'll pay in some way for the rest of my life. It's taking everything out of me to be strong. Pray for me. To whoever
You pray to. Someone bigger than me. I need hope and help.
April 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Wtf is he talking about
1. Yesterday, in an interview with Sunday Morning Futures, Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville falsely claimed that "entire teams are turning transgender."

It is the latest in a series of wild claims by Republicans about transgender people.

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Republican Senator Tuberville Falsely Claims "Entire Teams Are Turning Trans"
The statement was not backed up with any factual references, and was made on Fox News Sunday Morning Futures.
www.erininthemorning.com
April 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The dude was fired from the property and banned. I'm still hiding in the back because I'm paranoid.
April 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
#metoo is a real thing still. I feel like I need a shower. Ugh
April 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I just wanna do my job dude.
April 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"I like you and you like me"

Bitch, you're my co-worker. I'm friendly.

I told my boss. he said he's not allowed to talk to me anymore and not allowed to come out of his room tonight because I wanted to hide in the back, which I am.

When it initially happened, I locked myself in the lobby bathroom
April 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Well that weird old maintenance dude finally crossed the line. He said his tv wasn't working in his room & asked for help. I go up there & am messing with it. He says "can I ask you a personal question" asked me for my phone number & if i'd consider an affair with him. (As far as he knows I'm taken)
April 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"You can call me a son of a bitch but you're gonna be doin it long distance"

Call me a dumb c*nt, do it walkin.

🫡✌🏽🖕🏽
April 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm bored. Anyone awake?
April 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Dude women can't even be friendly anymore...
March 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A woman can't wear makeup anymore to make herself feel put together without attracting NEGATIVE attention. 😡
March 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Dude I am young enough to be your daughter. Do not hit on me.
March 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Reposted by Maleficent
I don't want to be self-aware anymore, this was a trick. Make me stupid again. I don't need to self-analyze behaviors and know with certainty the reasons I am annoying but am unable to do anything about it.
March 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM