Small Dick Follower
@poopmaster.bsky.social
I only follow people with small dicks!
I’m the Jeremy Lin of sex
December 21, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I’m the Jeremy Lin of sex
Do y’all ever piss and think “this must be what a gusher being gushed feels like”?
September 1, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Do y’all ever piss and think “this must be what a gusher being gushed feels like”?
I hate that Obama likes the same music that I like. It’s like if I learned Nixon played Fortnite, shits devastating
December 31, 2023 at 6:49 AM
I hate that Obama likes the same music that I like. It’s like if I learned Nixon played Fortnite, shits devastating
At the karaoke and they’re popping out those Gnomeo and Juliet BANGERS!!!
December 30, 2023 at 2:54 AM
At the karaoke and they’re popping out those Gnomeo and Juliet BANGERS!!!
The grinch is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet. Love for him to dick me down til I can’t speak anymore
December 26, 2023 at 1:51 AM
The grinch is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet. Love for him to dick me down til I can’t speak anymore
Still waiting for Santa to bring my number 1 thing on my list. #smalldickenjoyer
December 26, 2023 at 12:32 AM
Still waiting for Santa to bring my number 1 thing on my list. #smalldickenjoyer
Got high for the first time and the first thing I thought of was Al Gore’s bare naked ass. It’s so joever
December 22, 2023 at 6:48 AM
Got high for the first time and the first thing I thought of was Al Gore’s bare naked ass. It’s so joever
Na’vi in Fortnite when?
December 10, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Na’vi in Fortnite when?
I hoped I raised awareness for ALS this No Nut November. I now nominate Jack Black, Justin Timberlake, and Tracy Chapman
December 2, 2023 at 5:23 AM
I hoped I raised awareness for ALS this No Nut November. I now nominate Jack Black, Justin Timberlake, and Tracy Chapman
The fact that Henry Kissinger’s only post mortem appearance will be in the season finale of Dragula is so sad! Would have loved to see him again in Season 6😢
December 2, 2023 at 2:35 AM
The fact that Henry Kissinger’s only post mortem appearance will be in the season finale of Dragula is so sad! Would have loved to see him again in Season 6😢
Just finished watching Napoleon. Duke Wellington, Napoleon, and Ridley Scott all get honorary follows from me. The Small Dick Follower.
November 22, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Just finished watching Napoleon. Duke Wellington, Napoleon, and Ridley Scott all get honorary follows from me. The Small Dick Follower.
Went to the city today. Saw a great many small dicked people. My pants are stuffed with cum
November 21, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Went to the city today. Saw a great many small dicked people. My pants are stuffed with cum
Joe Biden should become an IPad baby to relate to the youth voter
November 20, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Joe Biden should become an IPad baby to relate to the youth voter
The best part of small dicks is that you can suck so many. Something those WOKE liberals won’t talk about!
November 20, 2023 at 8:48 PM
The best part of small dicks is that you can suck so many. Something those WOKE liberals won’t talk about!
Being a right wing radical because the boulet brothers called me a misogynist
November 20, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Being a right wing radical because the boulet brothers called me a misogynist
Nobody on the NFL wants to cover the real issues (what happens if someone unhinges their jaw and eats the football)
November 20, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Nobody on the NFL wants to cover the real issues (what happens if someone unhinges their jaw and eats the football)
Currently hanging out with a bunch of small, limp dick motherfuckers. Hardest I’ve ever been in a hot minute.
November 20, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Currently hanging out with a bunch of small, limp dick motherfuckers. Hardest I’ve ever been in a hot minute.
I think the best slogan for running for office is “promising to stink it up in Congress” and the fact that nobody’s used it yet is sickening
November 15, 2023 at 6:23 AM
I think the best slogan for running for office is “promising to stink it up in Congress” and the fact that nobody’s used it yet is sickening
Me when someone says tells me to stop swiping:
November 15, 2023 at 6:19 AM
Me when someone says tells me to stop swiping:
Gonna shit my pants in the coolest way anyone’s ever seen
November 15, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Gonna shit my pants in the coolest way anyone’s ever seen
A source very close to me says “Ben Shapiro is very into diaper-play”
November 15, 2023 at 6:08 AM
A source very close to me says “Ben Shapiro is very into diaper-play”
How many Rescue Heroes hated that fucking cop?
November 15, 2023 at 6:05 AM
How many Rescue Heroes hated that fucking cop?
If I ever saw the Pope I would ride him reverse cowboy. Rock his little Catholic mind!
November 15, 2023 at 6:02 AM
If I ever saw the Pope I would ride him reverse cowboy. Rock his little Catholic mind!
Do you think Ben 10 ever freaked it as an alien. I don’t think he did (He’s a fucking virgin til he dies)
November 15, 2023 at 5:59 AM
Do you think Ben 10 ever freaked it as an alien. I don’t think he did (He’s a fucking virgin til he dies)
Pissing so much blood, call me the reverse Jesus
November 15, 2023 at 5:52 AM
Pissing so much blood, call me the reverse Jesus