Uncle Doofus
@poorjavier.bsky.social
Oh, "big Beasts". Had to read that again.
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh, "big Beasts". Had to read that again.
Don't forget the Funyuns! 🧅🧅
December 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Don't forget the Funyuns! 🧅🧅
Sad this is evergreen.
December 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sad this is evergreen.
Don't worry. It's still raining. #AtmosphericRiver #PineappleExpress 🌧️🌧️🌧️
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Don't worry. It's still raining. #AtmosphericRiver #PineappleExpress 🌧️🌧️🌧️
Reminding me that my tamale quotient is very low this year.
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Reminding me that my tamale quotient is very low this year.
"And the New Flesh lived happily ever after."
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"And the New Flesh lived happily ever after."
Still better than playing music or taking a phone call on speaker without earphones.
December 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Still better than playing music or taking a phone call on speaker without earphones.
It's obvious. They need more leeches!
a cartoon of a man talking to a cat that says leeches to draw out the evil humors made with mematic
ALT: a cartoon of a man talking to a cat that says leeches to draw out the evil humors made with mematic
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December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's obvious. They need more leeches!
Another general "fell" out of a window?
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Another general "fell" out of a window?
"Otisville?"
"Otisville?!"
Such a good movie.
"Otisville?!"
Such a good movie.
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Otisville?"
"Otisville?!"
Such a good movie.
"Otisville?!"
Such a good movie.
I agree. I wasn't a fan of the dodgers, but liked watching Fernando and his eye roll pitching.
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I agree. I wasn't a fan of the dodgers, but liked watching Fernando and his eye roll pitching.
I'll take "No Duh" for $1,000 please.
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'll take "No Duh" for $1,000 please.
On time: "l'm ready to conquer the day!"
With extra hour: "What have I done. The day is almost over."
With extra hour: "What have I done. The day is almost over."
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
On time: "l'm ready to conquer the day!"
With extra hour: "What have I done. The day is almost over."
With extra hour: "What have I done. The day is almost over."
As cool as it would've been, if he had his accordion during this he probably would have knocked a couple of people out. 🪗🤘
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
As cool as it would've been, if he had his accordion during this he probably would have knocked a couple of people out. 🪗🤘
Whatever order those words are in, I will eat it.
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Whatever order those words are in, I will eat it.
Leopard - "I'm telling you I'm full. I couldn't possibly eat anymore face... wait, I've found room for a few more."
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Leopard - "I'm telling you I'm full. I couldn't possibly eat anymore face... wait, I've found room for a few more."
That looks delicious!
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
That looks delicious!
"He who controls the pug controls the universe!"
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"He who controls the pug controls the universe!"
That sparkley silver look just screams "The Future!"
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
That sparkley silver look just screams "The Future!"
It's always gone to soon. 🥧🥧
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's always gone to soon. 🥧🥧
Don't drink the water.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Don't drink the water.
And don't mess with the mac & cheese.
a hot dog with a face on it is surrounded by macaroni cheese
ALT: a hot dog with a face on it is surrounded by macaroni cheese
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November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
And don't mess with the mac & cheese.