poorlypaidpup.bsky.social
@poorlypaidpup.bsky.social
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Haiiii :3
Not clicker trained
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and you call this Yuri on Ice despite the fact it is clearly Yaoi
November 2, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Wesker? i barely know 'er
May 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Yknow what, i dont have that dawg in me. I got that deer in me, as i'm runnin into traffic because OOH STICK!!!
May 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Dead by daylight but instead of doing gens i just moan every time the killer hits me
May 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A woman forcing me to eat a caramel covered onion like an apple would fix me, and i dont think you can prove me wrong
May 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I need a girl to chew on
May 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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I’m stressed. I need a stress ball. And it needs to be warm. And attached to a girl. Boobs I need boobs
May 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I dont need a syrupy pawJOB i need a syrupy paw career
May 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
space jam dvd meme but im just throwing soup at a mirror
May 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
mommy, puppy's gonna be real, she's about to crash into a wall at 90 miles an hour
May 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The secret third thing is my three day old spiceless tomato soup
May 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I AM THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST SOUP WIZARD
I CAST, THREE DAY OLD TOMATO SOUP
WITH NO SPICE
May 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Emails never find me well, in fact every time an email finds me i take. a million psychic damage
and also one point of fire damage
May 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
my brain's so fried there's an egg on there
May 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If you're not heating your milk in a sauce pan before you put the cereal in, what are you doing? You need that nice and warm. Also dont forget to stir it once you're done putting the cereal in
May 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM