Leo Ward
@poorusher.bsky.social
CHI 🛫 STL 🛬 SEA.
We only draw with naked crayons.
We only draw with naked crayons.
What would you rather they wear?
January 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
What would you rather they wear?
Do you find unopened packs for pre-80s junk wax? Or are these all loose singles?
January 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Do you find unopened packs for pre-80s junk wax? Or are these all loose singles?
Horseshoe up the heinie.
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Horseshoe up the heinie.
I'm with you.... but that carousel on the pier eliminates the possibility they do this. Agreed, the central gathering points should have something to maintain children's attention.
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm with you.... but that carousel on the pier eliminates the possibility they do this. Agreed, the central gathering points should have something to maintain children's attention.
Aye, and he has reason to pull the machete
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Aye, and he has reason to pull the machete
Early Cubs memory of the Shawon-o-Meter.
Now frequent griddy target
Now frequent griddy target
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Early Cubs memory of the Shawon-o-Meter.
Now frequent griddy target
Now frequent griddy target
Jalen Hurts' double boner has me thinking.... What is the worst line an athlete can have in sports? 0-5 5 Ks? QB 7/22 4 picks? Goaler stopping 2/9 shots? If you have a specific example boner points for you.
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Jalen Hurts' double boner has me thinking.... What is the worst line an athlete can have in sports? 0-5 5 Ks? QB 7/22 4 picks? Goaler stopping 2/9 shots? If you have a specific example boner points for you.
Will Korch be 'better at 24 or 25' in a Hawks uni?
More importantly, what TF should I make for Friendsgiving? Leaning towards a bottled cocktail and a big batch of cookies.
More importantly, what TF should I make for Friendsgiving? Leaning towards a bottled cocktail and a big batch of cookies.
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Will Korch be 'better at 24 or 25' in a Hawks uni?
More importantly, what TF should I make for Friendsgiving? Leaning towards a bottled cocktail and a big batch of cookies.
More importantly, what TF should I make for Friendsgiving? Leaning towards a bottled cocktail and a big batch of cookies.
Continually watching road Hawks throughout my adulthood has mostly sucked 🫤
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Continually watching road Hawks throughout my adulthood has mostly sucked 🫤
DLR but for fat nerds
November 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
DLR but for fat nerds
I'll stay mad until he's fired or they make the LCS again.
Ms have DW's pen fuckery.
Jays have a PR not taking a lead and SLIDING into home to think about for another year.
We'll be just fine.
Ms have DW's pen fuckery.
Jays have a PR not taking a lead and SLIDING into home to think about for another year.
We'll be just fine.
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I'll stay mad until he's fired or they make the LCS again.
Ms have DW's pen fuckery.
Jays have a PR not taking a lead and SLIDING into home to think about for another year.
We'll be just fine.
Ms have DW's pen fuckery.
Jays have a PR not taking a lead and SLIDING into home to think about for another year.
We'll be just fine.
My cretin Q for the week: Does Ber-titties get a pass for destroying Cousins tn? If not, what if he destroyed Fola-neen-yo instead?
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My cretin Q for the week: Does Ber-titties get a pass for destroying Cousins tn? If not, what if he destroyed Fola-neen-yo instead?
It's been a week and I'm still mad. His pitching decisions were malpractice.
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It's been a week and I'm still mad. His pitching decisions were malpractice.
Cretin here. As objective viewers who don't care, Dan Wilson is MF fired before he gets on the plane back to Seattle right? (kthx)
Real question: what's something you do for health on the downlow (ex. treadmill during a game, salad on your pizza, gallon of water/day)?
Real question: what's something you do for health on the downlow (ex. treadmill during a game, salad on your pizza, gallon of water/day)?
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Cretin here. As objective viewers who don't care, Dan Wilson is MF fired before he gets on the plane back to Seattle right? (kthx)
Real question: what's something you do for health on the downlow (ex. treadmill during a game, salad on your pizza, gallon of water/day)?
Real question: what's something you do for health on the downlow (ex. treadmill during a game, salad on your pizza, gallon of water/day)?
Hope Ian is still bored by the baseball. Clown. #awfultakes #neverforget
October 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Hope Ian is still bored by the baseball. Clown. #awfultakes #neverforget
Goddamn it, Craig. Enough of this sense. Don't make me subscribe to you.
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Goddamn it, Craig. Enough of this sense. Don't make me subscribe to you.
Gut-wrenching defeat. We got Jekyll and Hyde Julio and Cal. We got Naylor being a cool beast. We got Danimal showing that he doesn't belong. Should he be shown the door? Yep! Will he? Nope! Ms fans can continue to feel the comfort of a good team stuck in neutral. Time to avoid socials for awhile.
October 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Gut-wrenching defeat. We got Jekyll and Hyde Julio and Cal. We got Naylor being a cool beast. We got Danimal showing that he doesn't belong. Should he be shown the door? Yep! Will he? Nope! Ms fans can continue to feel the comfort of a good team stuck in neutral. Time to avoid socials for awhile.
Way to show your true personality 👋🏼
October 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Way to show your true personality 👋🏼