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Joe
@popekingjoe.bsky.social
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I'm not providing my government ID to any web site or service in order to use it. Fuck off.
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popekingjoe.bsky.social
Man I love the memes coming outta this.
A picture of Bill Clinton sitting at the presidential desk in the Oval Office holding a stack of papers, with a caption that reads "I was this many years old when I found out that there were two living presidents in the picture.", a play on the recent email leaks that suggests that current US president Donald Trump may have given Bill a blowjob.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
well well well... how the turn tables.
A vertical two image shitpost where the top image is a shot of Trump at one of his rallies saying "I'm gonna drain the swamp!" and the bottom image has a caption that says "The Swamp" and it's an image of Bill Clinton waving at a crowd.
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I strongly dislike generative AI but goddamn this made me giggle.
A white ball cap with a black bill and the text "Maybe AI can generate you some bitches" in all caps on it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
Bitch what the actual fuck?! Because I attempted to accept a fucking friend request from someone?! Because I had to turn my VPN off because your stupid fucking popup to confirm the request wouldn't load with it on?!

Gods I hate this fucking service. I fucking PAY MONEY for this shit.
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
Here duck. Yay duck.

(As a side note, when I typed "Yay duck", it autocorrected "duck" to "fuck").
A red duck plushie with devil horns. 😈 🦆
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
"dog toy" 😏 😂
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
Harambes out for Dick.
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
Mrw it rolls over to 1am from 1:59am today for Daylight Savings Time here in the us.
That legendary screenshot from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas where CJ exhaustedly says "Ah shit, here we go again."
November 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
This post reminded me of this.
A picture detailing a slurpee machine with an LCD display on the dispenser that currently is showing a Linux boot sequence with multiple errors and a caption that reads "bro I'm getting the systemd flavor". systemd is a popular (and controversial in some circles) Linux boot package.
October 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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An illustration of a naked chicken with all of its feathers plucked hiding its 'parts' with its wings and a caption that reads "Behold! A man!". If you don't get the reference, look up the philosopher Diogenes.
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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This game has lots of bouncy tits and skimpy outfits, but this... This is peak lewd. An entire quest where we get to hold our Moon Priestess's hand. #Ohhhmyyy #WutheringWaves
A screenshot from the game Wuthering Waves. It shows a brief glimpse of a quest where you hold Iuno's, a very important and playable character who is a Moon Priestess, hand through various objective points in a mysterious area which exists within Chaos, defined as a space that exists between the boundaries of life and death
September 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
I know right? But here we are. With Tucker Carlson making sense. It feels almost insane, but well... These are insane times.
September 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
Smol bnnuy.
A small bunny sniffing a berry.
September 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
Yes.
A square image with a ribbon colored with the trans flag colors and a series of people on the bottom armed with Metroid arm cannons and text that says "Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons".
September 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Hmm...
September 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
I giggled so hard at this video.
August 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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July 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
Y'all want some floor corn?
A picture of a spill of deer corn in between two pallets of deer corn bags and a dust mop ready to sweep the corn up.
April 24, 2025 at 11:10 AM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
And yoouuuuu... Can get petted.
A gif of a hand patting Marisa's avatar as a symbolic gesture of gratitude and affection.
April 2, 2025 at 10:43 AM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
Is okeh.
March 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
popekingjoe.bsky.social
Just gonna drop this right here as a reminder of something Vance said.
"If you're running in fear of your own voters, there is nothing America can do for you" -JD Vance's Challenge to Europe's Leaders News Headline: "COWARDS: GOP LEADERS ADVISE LAWMAKERS TO SIMPLY STOP HOSTING TOWN HALLS: REPORT. Republicans have been bombarded by backlash. The party's solution is to turn and run"
March 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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It is also one of my favs.
February 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Gulf of Mexico.
Gulf of Mexico
February 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Me rn
A small cartoon deer with text that reads "I'm tired and my brain is soup"
February 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM