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Riley @raaleh.bsky.social · 19m

seeing the phrase “since 2009” crop up a lot these days

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 21m

I’m seeing double! Four Iggys!

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 49m

He filmed himself doing a final radio sign off at the end of his last shift where he told Jay Inslee to “kiss his ass” or something.

Then he died lol.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 52m

There was that one guy in Washington state who actually quit and then died of COVID

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 1h

The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do.
To return the shopping cart is objectively right.
There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart.
You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do.
Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 1h

Blink twice if you’re in danger

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 1h

Is there any emptier threat than a cop threatening to get a real job?

Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 2h

The essence of Bari Weiss: not reporting, but crude partisan propaganda presented in the form of reporting—and usually pronounced from the mouths of anonymous sources which likely don't exist. Expect this sort of prolefeed at CBS News soon.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 3h

It’s barely even a real place but it causes so many problems

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 3h

Didn’t just co-sign, the sale. Basically FORCED Musk to buy it after he tried to back out of the deal.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 4h

When you connect a row:

a very tall building is being demolished by a demolition team

Alt: A building collapsing

media.tenor.com

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 17h

In Die Hard 2, the bad guy was a rogue far-right US Army officer trying to spring the Pinochet-coded leader of a Latin American country who had been arrested for war crimes.

80s action movies are often very conservative but that one would be downright woke by today’s standards.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 18h

Also, this really isn’t that much of a mystery. Her plane crashed into the ocean. The ocean is extremely big.

Picture the ocean. Wrong. It’s bigger than that.

Not crazy that the plane was never found.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 19h

Tell your liver to stop being such a pussy.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 21h

At a certain point, Democrats insisting on nominating dogshit candidates stops being my problem.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 21h

Why are you acting like Gavin Newsom is already the nominee?

(I will not vote for him under any circumstances if he is, by the way)

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 21h

Taking a moment to appreciate our shared humanity fucking rocks.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 21h

Obviously something was

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 21h

I wonder if she saw The Matrix

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 21h

What a story

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 21h

John McClane died on the way to his home planet.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 22h

The 21st-century Die Hard movies are the only reason that franchise is on the list. If they’d stuck with just the first 2 sequels it would be remembered as a rare action franchise that remained pretty good for its whole run.

Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 1d

Food for thought: What is the worst franchise made from the best movie?

15 Great Movies That Were Ruined By Becoming Franchises

These classic films should never have gotten sequels.

screencrush.com

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 22h

Have fun, little buddy

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 22h

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 22h

It's actually pretty considerate that they picked the 200 guys who already look like they've been in Chicago for six generations

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 23h

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 1d

I woke up one day and slowly came to the realization that 2 years had passed since I went to bed. Nobody will tell me what happened or why. Please, I’m scared.

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