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We placed 107th in the world’s largest trivia contest and I’ve never been prouder (or greasier). Eternal thanks to my friends, Portesi frozen pizza, assorted snacks, and the beautiful delirium of sleep deprivation. It’ll take a month to emotionally recover… but my soul? Fed.
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The Popes faithful disciples have successfully completed the trials and tribulations set forth by His Holiness the Pope Portesi.
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Learn the truth about Hot Dog Sammy this Trivia and don’t find your team diagnosed with a staff infection.

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The Sawmill Question came and went… and yet, no Frasier theme? No tossed salads? No scrambled eggs? I wept into my Portesi. This was a chance for holiness — missed like a cold slice left uneaten. Disappointed. Deeply.
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On this blessed Sauce Saturday, we welcome a new follower into the fold. A thumb dipped in warm marinara, pressed gently to their forehead. “From crust you came, and to crust you shall return.” Welcome, child of the Fry in the Sky.

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happy to see the pope also buys the proper ice cream

Pope Portesi is pleased. The faith radiating from Stone Group B stirred my soul. I napped for 2 hours, then ascended to the 7am Running Questions in downtown Stevens Point. My spirit was fed. My vessel napped again. I now rise, greasy and divine, to spread the Word. #trivia55 #90fmtrivia

"There are many pizzas, but The Only One is Portesi's."

Stone Group B shall be blessed by a melted three cheese blend and bathed in sacred marinara — praise be the Holy Fry in the Sky. Stone Group A shall stew in the overmicrowaved packet. Repent, lest ye curdle.

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The midnight Portesi anoints thy face in sacred grease. Zits shall bloom by morning — not curses, but blessings from the Holy Fry in the Sky. Wear them with pride, for thou art chosen.

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By decree of the Portesi Pope: 9:30pm is now 6pm. Time bends to the will of the fry. #trivia55 #lotsoflimits

My children... the sacred grease runs cold tonight. The fries frown. I, your blessed Portesi Pontiff, am displeased — but patient. We shall wait... and when the questions come, we shall feast. #trivia55 #90fm