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poppybear75.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️
@poppybear75.bsky.social
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trans AuDHD disabled mental elf "gen X" corporeal entity that exists in some form in Cambridge UK, we find sci-fi more than acceptable and hewmon beans a mystery. legendary potty mouth anarchist, did I mention that before?🤔
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · Jul 17
now there's a rumour I heard that "glinner" doesn't have a cock so much as an "angry thumb" (or "tumb" if you've a bit of a culchy accent) and he can masturbate and cup one bollock at the same time.
seems two was a stretch so he'd it cut off to type insults at trans girls coz it's all that y'know 🫟
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 2h
did you take your meds?
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 2h
I've been sewing mostly
I've just thought this dress needs a lead attachment point, I can't do things tight round my neck and even if I could it wouldn't be sensible with all the problems in my spine so it's going to be around waist high.
yanking people by the neck is a bad idea at the best of times
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 3h
🤔... congratulations? 🤷
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 4h
well done on the bath thing 💜
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 5h
neurospicy people, watching for signs you're at your limit is an endless task, here's one to consider:
every single noise is just driving you nuts BUT not enough noise is also driving you nuts.
eg. you put on music and get angry so you turn it off and are angry at the lack of music?
⚠️WARNING SIGN⚠️
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 7h
a sub sub🤔
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 7h
ok which one of you pricks was supposed to bring me coffee in bed and forgot?
you just can't get the unpaid involuntary help these days 🤷
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 15h
and... bedtime, the time when beds rise up and stalk the land searching for the unwary to lull them into cosy slumber and then digest them with their enzyme secreting mattresses...
it's true there was a guy on fox wearing a 300 count cotton sheet telling all, he was an ex member of bedtifa 🤷
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 16h
the only face you lose in ending a conversation or blocking someone is theirs in yours.
generally speaking, unless you have time to waste, it's a waste of time interacting with people who want to get in your face, validation of them is not your job, it's not your fault their mums weren't pro choice.
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 17h
you see that thing you go out into... the world? yeah these people don't go there, they just spend their lives on keyboards typing bitchy wank at people to feel smug, it's a soulless life but they prefer it that way... did I say life? nah they don't have one of those 🤷
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 17h
you know what I love about being on social media?
if you stay away from shit heads, they stay away from you, by which I mean the almighty goddess atheismo invented the block button 🤷
my level is up, you can come to my level, or you can be below it and I drop a block on your head 🤪
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 17h
🤔 remind me again, how DOES patriotism feature in a rich person's life?
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 17h
these apps should have a Scottish mode where it just says "are you sure you want to do that hen?" when you hit post 😏
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 17h
they pay fuck all and have unrealistic delivery schedules but they're cheap, still the moment I posted that the parcel arrived... a mere 1.5 hours after the delivery window, I feel honoured with such swift service 🥰
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 18h
evri, for when you want your parcel delivered never 🤷
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 18h
remember folks, life's too short to be bothered with cunts just call them what they are once and move on
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 18h
it's ok, you will always meet people who don't understand that "woke" isn't spelled c u n t and they usually have the same generic "found this in a dumpster and it matches my soul" not them profile pic etc, fuck it, fuck em, enjoy the evening.
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 18h
it's ok I salvaged a fair bit and I'm not dainty about these things, it's just a when you're tired thing you know, I've been doing more than I should recently but sometimes that has to be done and dinner tastes nice despite being slightly sink with a hint of used ground coffee 🤷
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 19h
oh you naughty jojo is that why you did it???
🤔 fair play, who doesn't like a good spanking session 🤷
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 19h
you ever accidentally dropped the pasta you were draining in the sink?
yeah well multiply that by the fact it's gluten free and cost A FUCKING FORTUNE.
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 19h
free beer and pizza minimum... fucking lied to, we were fucking lied to
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 19h
I'm not expecting an audience 😳
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 19h
it's funny how many people don't expect to get told to fuck themselves when they say FFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK YOU! isn't it 🤔
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 19h
thank you cheering section...
poppybear is not a man if she can't do it noone can GOOOOO POPPYBEAR! 😁
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🏳️‍⚧️ poppybear™️ @poppybear75.bsky.social · 19h
I have done a lot today and I need to do more... cocai... no just kidding, I'm debating a second can of monster but it might be better to just not do stuff as I have meetings tomorrow 🤔
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