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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 6h

hhrk. hhhhg. (gritting my teeth so hard you can hear cracking) plastic dolls are cute too.

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 6h

until then, dolls only!!

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 7h

ill date another woman when she agrees to let me replace her limbs with porcelain replacements

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 1d

i keep trying to pose these two dolls but they keep trying to grind on each other even though there's nothing down there. are they stupid?

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 2d

uhm. well i clean the boots because thats my job? i have to keep the exhibits clean. so i have to make sure the leather is polished. no i mean i guess i assembled the outfits but no stop looking at me like that

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 2d

no, no. im in control. im wearing the leather, yes, they're cute little mary janes because thats what looks best on me! i dont think a pair of leather boots like what some of my exhibits are wearing would fit me!!

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 26

i am a creature of pure and heavenly virtues

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 2d

well, we try to have our exhibits open from- uhm. one of the- (d-do i have to? you'll take away the stars? i dont c-gghk) mommy says the opening hours are negotiable.

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 2d

i tried to punish her for this but she just smiled and told me "it's not for little girls to decide when im to be punished"

the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 2d

lately one of the dolls has taken to giving me "behavior points" which i find odd given that im the one in charge here?? but she comes up and puts a sticker on my arm and pats my head whenever she sees me rushing about or tending to the other exhibits.

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 2d

it's only happening with the one exhibit i dont know why but she has a really good disapproving stare that makes me listen to her...

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 2d

im going to start taking away her behavior points if she keeps- no sorry mommy i didnt mean that please dont take my star away

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 2d

yesterday she saw me making lunch and decided she saw fit to kiss my forehead and say i was being a good girl for her.

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 2d

lately one of the dolls has taken to giving me "behavior points" which i find odd given that im the one in charge here?? but she comes up and puts a sticker on my arm and pats my head whenever she sees me rushing about or tending to the other exhibits.

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 29

ok some of you have gotta!! you can't all want to watch the missus pee...

the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 14

the bathroom is getting so crowded.. >_<

the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 12

ahhhhh..... 40 of you.......... you arent peaking ok??? im not a doll so there's nothing interesting down there...

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 1

i am NOT some sort of autogynephiliac for ball jointed dolls!!! i just... have you felt them?? have you rubbed your fingers across their joints as they swing their legs back and forth and hum about servitude?? how happy they seem... it's only natural to be a little jealous...

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 8

[moment of clarity] oh my god i need to get my life back on track i need to escape this place im letting these ornaments use me as a toy [sees a cute little doll in a pretty dress] actually maybe that's totally fine and i really do stay here...

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 28

oh ok so you take off your pretty collar i got for you without permission and somehow im the bad guy when i make you hold stress positions for a full day. next time im not even gonna give you the collar back if that's how you're gonna be!!

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 26

dolls arent allowed to lie!

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 26

im sure if you behave well you'll be allowed to wear at least a petticoat or an apron or some other sort of service-ware!!!

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 26

and if it were up to me!! that would be a cage and a collar!!!

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 26

my t-shirt that reads im only attracted to inanimate objects has a lot of people asking questions like why am i at a speed-dating event!!

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 26

i think the only clothing that should be allowed for dollys should be that which is given to them by their betters!!

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 26

i do adore when my toys dress themselves up in pretty dresses and bows!!!

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 26

if it were up to me id say we should be allowed to punish them for wearing anything other than collar and cage!!!!!

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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · Aug 26

WOW!!! I AGREE!!!

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