Eric
@porcelainthrone.bsky.social
Texan turned Coloradan turned Dakotan turned Utahn and somehow turned back into Texan. Go figure.
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I was gonna go with an upside-down flag.
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I was gonna go with an upside-down flag.
Give her credit for finding the starting line, but for her the race is Le Mans.
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Give her credit for finding the starting line, but for her the race is Le Mans.
History has always shown that when a government turns on it’s own citizens, prosperous times soon follow.
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
History has always shown that when a government turns on it’s own citizens, prosperous times soon follow.
Employment lawyers mostly work on contingency.
October 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Employment lawyers mostly work on contingency.
Get up to Pee, then coffee in bed.
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Get up to Pee, then coffee in bed.
“Don’t Tread On Me” literally means “Me, Specifically. Fuck You though.”
September 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“Don’t Tread On Me” literally means “Me, Specifically. Fuck You though.”
everyone: *yelling that the whole forest has been on fire for the last 20 years*
Democrats: Maybe if we get a garden hose?
Republicans: We have a solution!*
*They did not, in fact, have a solution, but the populace was mad enough that they would readily accept a “fixer.”
Democrats: Maybe if we get a garden hose?
Republicans: We have a solution!*
*They did not, in fact, have a solution, but the populace was mad enough that they would readily accept a “fixer.”
September 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
everyone: *yelling that the whole forest has been on fire for the last 20 years*
Democrats: Maybe if we get a garden hose?
Republicans: We have a solution!*
*They did not, in fact, have a solution, but the populace was mad enough that they would readily accept a “fixer.”
Democrats: Maybe if we get a garden hose?
Republicans: We have a solution!*
*They did not, in fact, have a solution, but the populace was mad enough that they would readily accept a “fixer.”
Gotta trick the algorithms somehow! 😆
::he was not, in fact, tricking any algorithms::
::he was not, in fact, tricking any algorithms::
August 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Gotta trick the algorithms somehow! 😆
::he was not, in fact, tricking any algorithms::
::he was not, in fact, tricking any algorithms::
The Wedge overlook in Utah?
August 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Wedge overlook in Utah?
If it happens tomorrow Burning Man is gonna go off…
August 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
If it happens tomorrow Burning Man is gonna go off…
You’re describing communism genius
August 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
You’re describing communism genius
Place is real, pic is not.
August 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Place is real, pic is not.
Ignore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for Tres Leches cake.
August 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ignore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for Tres Leches cake.
The whole Valley of Dreams is not more that a few hundred acres, and it is not layered like this picture shows it to be.
August 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The whole Valley of Dreams is not more that a few hundred acres, and it is not layered like this picture shows it to be.
I’m a photographer, I’ve been to and photographed the Valley of Dreams, none of this makes sense.
August 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’m a photographer, I’ve been to and photographed the Valley of Dreams, none of this makes sense.
Yeah, I’ve been there. This picture isn’t it.
August 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yeah, I’ve been there. This picture isn’t it.
This is definitely AI slop (I’ve been to this place).
August 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This is definitely AI slop (I’ve been to this place).
wtpi?*
*whatest thou partaking in?
*whatest thou partaking in?
August 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
wtpi?*
*whatest thou partaking in?
*whatest thou partaking in?