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Steven Cenobiteman
@porchswing.bsky.social
rearranging some detroit style pizza into ATP later if anyone is free and wants to chill
September 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
the thing about the JFK AirTrain is that the new tap to pay gate situation removed any actual physical barrier to me and the boys doing a crusade worth exactly $8.50 each
June 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
hate when i'm on the train and they announce "bro in blundstones and pants a little too short must be joking" and i have to look at three other men to make sure they're not talking about me
February 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
it's windy and cold and that means it's time to text every ex i've ever had on very thin pretenses
January 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i can see the dust on the horizon. the ashes of our world. the wheel of time will crush us to atoms as it rolls. and then a few months later my roommate will finally actually do the dishes in the sink.
February 27, 2024 at 4:26 AM
poetry is when i read something and i'm like "damn, for real?"

everything else is non-fiction
February 24, 2024 at 5:02 AM
just got mugged for $8.25 at the JFK AirTrain turnstile
November 21, 2023 at 7:15 PM
apple, let me tip the homies when they go off in the group chat! free me from these shackles
November 21, 2023 at 6:55 PM
missing backyard beers with the boys
November 3, 2023 at 2:21 AM
listening to the world series on the radio probably went crazzzzzy in like 1939.

but how am i supposed to appreciate baseball when my phone constantly informs me about the ceaseless horrors in this world.

trying to find joy feels so pointless sometimes.

go rangers!
October 28, 2023 at 1:46 PM
learning to love like Jonathan Richman loves Massachusetts
October 11, 2023 at 5:06 PM
getting yourself to a place of perfectly curated mailing list subscriptions isn't easy but it's worth it
October 7, 2023 at 4:46 AM
in napoli where love is king.
when i meet Ty
a hoosier guy
August 24, 2023 at 10:22 PM
July 24, 2023 at 2:08 AM
jfk airtrain turnstiles feels like getting beat up for my allowance every single time.

we ate that apple and now i have to pay 8.25 sometimes.
July 19, 2023 at 10:06 AM