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PorkanoQue
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Avid taco and opera fan. Chiles rule. Trains are awesome. Also snarky and has a potty mouth.

Euskal Herria zoragarria da! ¡El País Vasco es fantástico!
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I ordered the orange duck. Bitch thought I said horny duck.
A lovely roasted duck plate, with an orchid and parsley garnish as if a flower in a garden. There is a nice 4 chamber accompanying plate with hoisin sauce, some curried rice, the white part of spring onions and cucumbers. The problem is this fucken horny ass duck. All these roasted pieces of duck cut and then plated as a body builder posing - complete with fucken duck head! This bitch has totally thicc thighs, nice abs and pecs. It needs its own Grindr profile.
December 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
L'ange protecteur ("The Guardian Angel"), a sculpture by French-American artist Niki de Saint Phalle. It hangs in the main concourse of the Zurich Main Station in Switzerland.
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I lol'd
Screenshot of The Onion, with Chuck Grassley at a senate committee chair, with mushrooms and woodland greens growing out of him, with the typical Onion humorous caption: Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Plane flew from Santiago de Cuba to Barcelona Venezuela and looks like they had to circle a bit before they could land
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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You can also relive pie craving (somewhat) by making galettes, a cheater or shortcut pie. Just one crust layer that you fold over like so.

I'll do probably one galette a month. This one is a couple weeks ago. Apple, dried cherry, big rock sugar with a store-bought roll-out crust dough.
Apple, dried cherry, big rock sugar galette, which is a single layer of dough, with a pile of fruit or savory filling in the middle, and then the edges folded up. This one is a hexagon, but sometimes you find pentagon shaped galettes out in the wild
November 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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&udm=14 is your friend if you're using chrome.

append it to the end of your search string, and your query gets routed to servers with a non-AI response
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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&udm=14 is your friend if you're using chrome.

append it to the end of your search string, and your query gets routed to servers with a non-AI response

&udm=14 es tu aliado si usas Chrome.

Añádelo al final de tu búsqueda y tu consulta se dirigirá a servidores con una respuesta sin IA.
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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&udm=14 is your friend if you're using chrome.

append it to the end of your search string, and your query gets routed to servers with a non-AI response
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I could quibble with this. See this list at the link? Names of the DOGE staffers.

And you can bet that I will help be a part of a campaign to bring these and other administration fuckers to scrutiny and ultimately justice

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Network...
"DOGE Kids" Luke Farritor is one of the several engineers aged 19–24 working for DOGE with little to no prior experience in government. On February 2, Wired revealed that DOGE hired six coders aged 19–24 with no experience in government: Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Marko Elez, Gautier Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.[3] They reportedly conducted video interviews with federal workers without identifying themselves, with queries such as "whom they would choose to fire from their teams if they had to pick one person",[13] and surprise code reviews, silently supervised by "extremely young men".[14] They have been called "Doge Kids" by officials, reporters, and social media users.[15][16][17] Coristine has gone by the name "Big Balls" on the internet.[18] According to Brian Krebs, his past poses security risks:[19] the 19-year-old son of the LesserEvil owner[20] leaked information from the company where he was interning,[21] mingled with 'The Com', owned domains registered in Russia,[22] and provided tech support to another cybercrime group.[23] Kliger credited Ron Unz for his political awakening,[24] reposting Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate, along with supremacist memes.[25] Elez too has an edgelord past, with posts such as "You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity" and "Normalize Indian hate."[26] In February, Farritor and Kliger manually blocked payments for programs approved by Marco Rubio.[27][28] Court documents filed on March 14 have revealed that DOGE staffer Marko Elez violated Treasury policy by mishandling personal information.[29] In May, Kliger was said to have coerced Consumer Financial Protection Bureau staff into a 36-hour shift.[30]
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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a cricket on a leaf
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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This part too
But I am more than a critic: I am a hater. I am not here to make a careful comprehensive argument, because people have already done that. If you’re pushing slop or eating it, you wouldn’t read it anyway. You’d ask a bot for a summary and forget what it told you, then proceed with your day, unchanged by words you did not read and ideas you did not consider.
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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It's that season again
cartoon of trump offering MBS who is holding a saw, a turkey on a platter
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Drop something BLACK & WHITE 🖤🤍
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Postea tu personaje de Star Trek favorito. Sólo respuestas erróneas.

Post your favorite character from Star Trek. Wrong answers only.
John Sheridan from Babylon 5
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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mood
Woman standing on a cloth covered bench with a steampunkish contraption on her head that is connected to a machine in a wooden cabinet. The front of it is open to reveal more steampunkish gears and such God only knows what this absurd machine is for
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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El mes pasado visitamos la sede central de Lindt en Zúrich. ¡Montañas de bombones!
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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ai ai ai - hice la salsa colorado más brutal

¡Ahora necesito totopos!

TOTOPOS TOTOPOS TOTOPOS
chiles de árbol, chiles guajillo, chiles chipotle, cebollas y tomates en una tabla de cortar, junto con algunos limones, para hacer salsa
November 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Who does this "imperial aesthetic" WaPo?

Fucking fascists and emperors that's who - you totally support this fucker don't you
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Also...
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Overlook Hotel vibes
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Auguries of Innocence By William Blake To see a world in a grain of sand And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand And eternity in an hour.
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM