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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩
@porkchop.farm
weird little pig creature finding its place in the world.

UK (East Mids) | 34 | they / them / any pronouns if we're friends | queer genderfluid trash | weird kink and nasty filth | poly AF and extremely gay with @boopig.bsky.social

🔞 18+ only please
We tried but couldn't get it to work consistently D:

What I'd really like to do is set it so pressing one of our tags makes the other pig's tag beep, wonder if that's possible...
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Gosh, I wonder who could be in there...
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
See it, say it... Sorted.
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Actual life goals
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
No you don't, you're confused.
December 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
THAT ISN'T HYPERTEXT, MICHAEL, THAT'S JUST TEXT
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
How can you have hyperlinks in a printed book?
December 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
That's the same thing we do every day!
December 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Well gosh, this I need to see.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oooh! :3
Taking suggestions, we're looking to build a deck of challenges/tasks for the pigs to draw from when they're horny but don't know what to do about it...
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I might regret this suggestion, but perhaps I need to be punished for your misdeeds? I feel like you'd work harder to avoid my suffering than your own...
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Emotional support freak 🩷
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Professional dyke
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Flamingo, oh oh oh
You're pretty either way
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Thank you! Piggy loves being helpless, no way to resist what's coming :3
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Ooh, how are they? Was looking at them for me and @boopig.bsky.social a while back but wasn't sure if they'd be worth it or just a bit of a gimmick
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Heck, those paws are in need of some worship 🥺
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
And while you're at it, Grab Me? Punch Me? Fist Me? Fill Me? Use Me?
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM