bean / porkchop 🫘🥩
@porkchop.farm
weird little pig creature finding its place in the world.
UK (East Mids) | 34 | they / them / any pronouns if we're friends | queer genderfluid trash | weird kink and nasty filth | poly AF and extremely gay with @boopig.bsky.social
🔞 18+ only please
UK (East Mids) | 34 | they / them / any pronouns if we're friends | queer genderfluid trash | weird kink and nasty filth | poly AF and extremely gay with @boopig.bsky.social
🔞 18+ only please
We tried but couldn't get it to work consistently D:
What I'd really like to do is set it so pressing one of our tags makes the other pig's tag beep, wonder if that's possible...
What I'd really like to do is set it so pressing one of our tags makes the other pig's tag beep, wonder if that's possible...
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 AM
We tried but couldn't get it to work consistently D:
What I'd really like to do is set it so pressing one of our tags makes the other pig's tag beep, wonder if that's possible...
What I'd really like to do is set it so pressing one of our tags makes the other pig's tag beep, wonder if that's possible...
Gosh, I wonder who could be in there...
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Gosh, I wonder who could be in there...
See it, say it... Sorted.
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
See it, say it... Sorted.
No you don't, you're confused.
December 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
No you don't, you're confused.
THAT ISN'T HYPERTEXT, MICHAEL, THAT'S JUST TEXT
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
THAT ISN'T HYPERTEXT, MICHAEL, THAT'S JUST TEXT
How can you have hyperlinks in a printed book?
December 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
How can you have hyperlinks in a printed book?
That's the same thing we do every day!
December 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
That's the same thing we do every day!
Well gosh, this I need to see.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Well gosh, this I need to see.
Oooh! :3
Taking suggestions, we're looking to build a deck of challenges/tasks for the pigs to draw from when they're horny but don't know what to do about it...
Taking suggestions, we're looking to build a deck of challenges/tasks for the pigs to draw from when they're horny but don't know what to do about it...
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Oooh! :3
Taking suggestions, we're looking to build a deck of challenges/tasks for the pigs to draw from when they're horny but don't know what to do about it...
Taking suggestions, we're looking to build a deck of challenges/tasks for the pigs to draw from when they're horny but don't know what to do about it...
I might regret this suggestion, but perhaps I need to be punished for your misdeeds? I feel like you'd work harder to avoid my suffering than your own...
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I might regret this suggestion, but perhaps I need to be punished for your misdeeds? I feel like you'd work harder to avoid my suffering than your own...
Emotional support freak 🩷
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Emotional support freak 🩷
Flamingo, oh oh oh
You're pretty either way
You're pretty either way
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Flamingo, oh oh oh
You're pretty either way
You're pretty either way
Thank you! Piggy loves being helpless, no way to resist what's coming :3
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Thank you! Piggy loves being helpless, no way to resist what's coming :3
Ooh, how are they? Was looking at them for me and @boopig.bsky.social a while back but wasn't sure if they'd be worth it or just a bit of a gimmick
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Ooh, how are they? Was looking at them for me and @boopig.bsky.social a while back but wasn't sure if they'd be worth it or just a bit of a gimmick
Heck, those paws are in need of some worship 🥺
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Heck, those paws are in need of some worship 🥺
And while you're at it, Grab Me? Punch Me? Fist Me? Fill Me? Use Me?
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And while you're at it, Grab Me? Punch Me? Fist Me? Fill Me? Use Me?