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Judge Fedd

@porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social

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400+ pounds of sentient bear hug. 40, He/him. Trans rights, free Palestine, Black Lives Matter. 🏳️‍🌈 🔞

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 8h

I mean give me half a chance and the smart money is that I’ll be saying it into your overhang and not to your face 😏

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 8h

Don’t threaten me with (the inability to self-perform) a good time 🥴

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 8h

Bring. It. On.

a cartoon of a man sitting in a chair with the words bring it on written below him

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 8h

This counts and please do so immediately 🥴

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 8h

I can…with, uh, shall we say, some difficulty

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 8h

That’s funny, I’ve said the same thing under my breath in response to every one of your jocktober posts 🫣

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 8h

Now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about 🥵

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 8h

…hornily? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 8h

Beloved, you could bounce a teacup off this thing for crying out loud

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 1d

This is such an important and uplifting update 🤩

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Brick Wall @brickbythefoot.bsky.social · 1d

Was bored on my flight yesterday and ended up finding tons of selfies that I never ended up posting, so that’s what I’ll probably be doing for a bit lol

Man showing off his favorite pair of underwear

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 1d

No thank you I do not need more Challenges™️ at the moment

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 1d

Omg is THIS why I have such small tits?! I’m not neurodivergent enough?!

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 1d

A fat pad feature? On Tummy Tuesday and NOT Fatboy Friday?! My god I really have no respect for internet custom, do I. It would be terrible if you bullied me about it, I’d sure hate that 👀👉👈

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The Krekory @hhkrek.bsky.social · 2d

Back to the regularly scheduled beefy gym pics 🥩🥩

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Dragontzin Ⓥ @dragontzin.bsky.social · 2d

AI has a very skewed view of what “sexy” is anyway! All bodies are beautiful!!

Imagine if Tony actually ate his product…

#fatfur #FatFurs

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 2d

My god I had forgotten 💀💀

My favorite thing about much squad, though, is when they keep reading press releases that come from the same person over and over and are constantly unhinged. Like I don’t know who Dave Skenna (sp?) is, but I FEEL like I do because of how often he comes up 😂

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 2d

TRULY!! I love Count Donut more than I can say with words but this was peak munch squad 🤣🤣

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 2d

The scanners HATE commander decks this is for sure

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 2d

Darth Fluffernutter was a whole-ass vibe tho 🏳️‍🌈💅🏳️‍⚧️

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 2d

This is what just happened to me when you asked me to get back into an MMO

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Ry @ry2ry.bsky.social · 4d

Fit or fat?

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 4d

RIGHT?! Like, brain off, cortisol off, endorphins on, chill mode engaged

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 6d

Says the walking battleship!! Nobody’s getting past your shoulders without turning sideways either, Meat Train

…but also, very nicely said 🤣🤣