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Here on official Godzilla business!!! I hate sports. Perfect 5⭐️ Uber rating. The same decaying organic matter as everything else. Tweets & thoughts are my own. (He/Him)
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
December 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I mean...
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Like, c’mon.
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
GET THEM OUT!
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
And one of the drugs looked at me!
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
DEEP CUT!

If you see this, post a Spider-Man.
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If you see this, post a Spider-Man.
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you see this, post a Spider-Man.
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
lol
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Tom Brady in that Mustang.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hit the fuckin’ jackpot in the drive thru.
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I deal with the AI so the staff doesn't have to!
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
He’s been gone 3 days and things are already getting better.
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Fuck this guy.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Tick tock, Hugh.
November 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
How to watch gm7.
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
October 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
October 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
October 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
October 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM