PorkRolls
@porkrolls.bsky.social
Getting through life as best as I can.
Moment to moment, no clue no plan.
I'm not on many other sites,
For reasons of ethics and privacy rights.
I like long walks and silly rhymes,
Good friends, good games and of course good times.
Moment to moment, no clue no plan.
I'm not on many other sites,
For reasons of ethics and privacy rights.
I like long walks and silly rhymes,
Good friends, good games and of course good times.
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PorkRolls
@porkrolls.bsky.social
· Sep 13
Over a decade later and I still have the same taste (but with better execution)
I remember there was a time when I was okay at my job.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I remember there was a time when I was okay at my job.
Calm before the storm
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Calm before the storm
Always feels good contributing information to a public community project.
This one's for all the pissers and shitters out there!
This one's for all the pissers and shitters out there!
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Always feels good contributing information to a public community project.
This one's for all the pissers and shitters out there!
This one's for all the pissers and shitters out there!
I feel bad the person I ended up with didn't get to feel as special and appreciated as they could have been because I was distracted and focused somewhere else all night.
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I feel bad the person I ended up with didn't get to feel as special and appreciated as they could have been because I was distracted and focused somewhere else all night.
Whatever. No ones watching anyway
October 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Whatever. No ones watching anyway
Love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life.
October 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life.
Some days I can't help but stare,
At men who are covered in hair.
Bearded and round,
With a few extra pounds.
Wait that's not just a man, that's a bear!
At men who are covered in hair.
Bearded and round,
With a few extra pounds.
Wait that's not just a man, that's a bear!
October 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Some days I can't help but stare,
At men who are covered in hair.
Bearded and round,
With a few extra pounds.
Wait that's not just a man, that's a bear!
At men who are covered in hair.
Bearded and round,
With a few extra pounds.
Wait that's not just a man, that's a bear!
Cock blocked by work.
September 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Cock blocked by work.
Over a decade later and I still have the same taste (but with better execution)
September 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Over a decade later and I still have the same taste (but with better execution)
I'll try for a few times a week for a while.
September 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I'll try for a few times a week for a while.
This isn't my main horny account but I might chuck out some quick smut now and then.
All characters appearing in my work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, should DM me their nudes.
All characters appearing in my work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, should DM me their nudes.
September 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
This isn't my main horny account but I might chuck out some quick smut now and then.
All characters appearing in my work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, should DM me their nudes.
All characters appearing in my work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, should DM me their nudes.
This whole *work* thing is not ideal.
September 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This whole *work* thing is not ideal.
Am I the type of person who can go to a place called Cox's Cave and resist taking dick pics?
September 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Am I the type of person who can go to a place called Cox's Cave and resist taking dick pics?
The real pylons were the lockley's we made along the way.
August 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The real pylons were the lockley's we made along the way.
I was on the wrong trail.
July 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I was on the wrong trail.
