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Someone come drain my balls.
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Someone come drain my balls.
Nothing wrong with a lil' wobble.
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Nothing wrong with a lil' wobble.
I keep it going, I keep it going 🎶
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I keep it going, I keep it going 🎶
Maybe you're the reason half the songs on the album are called what they are called.
October 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Maybe you're the reason half the songs on the album are called what they are called.
A gushing amount of inspiration as of late. 💦
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
A gushing amount of inspiration as of late. 💦
Whose back do I have to blow out to go to big titty elf land?
October 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Whose back do I have to blow out to go to big titty elf land?
You know you're still mad unknown if you wake up and your balls are full and no one is nursing them to wake you up.
It's a cryin' shame. 😔
It's a cryin' shame. 😔
October 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
You know you're still mad unknown if you wake up and your balls are full and no one is nursing them to wake you up.
It's a cryin' shame. 😔
It's a cryin' shame. 😔
Ghosts, ghouls and witches all get special treatment this month, jus' sayin'.
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Ghosts, ghouls and witches all get special treatment this month, jus' sayin'.
The true horror... if this music gig ever runs dry, it's time to roll up in a cubical job. 😩
October 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The true horror... if this music gig ever runs dry, it's time to roll up in a cubical job. 😩
Reposted by V. J.
Just so you know who you're dealing with
May 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just so you know who you're dealing with
Oh... you're that kinda fan, huh?
June 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Oh... you're that kinda fan, huh?
🚬 DMs are forever the better, quicker way to interact with me. Especially if we haven't interacted before.
May 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
🚬 DMs are forever the better, quicker way to interact with me. Especially if we haven't interacted before.
Blowing fire like a dragon. 😤
May 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Blowing fire like a dragon. 😤
Y' know, I don't even know the titty cat's name. . . 🤔
May 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Y' know, I don't even know the titty cat's name. . . 🤔
Rubbing sleep out of her eyes, cracking a Monster.
May 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Rubbing sleep out of her eyes, cracking a Monster.
It takes a lot longer building a set list for the cover songs than for their own songs, V. J. noticed. There are way too many fun songs to play in the band's style.
"Girls just wanna have fun, eh? That sounds like a messy one to perform."
"Girls just wanna have fun, eh? That sounds like a messy one to perform."
May 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It takes a lot longer building a set list for the cover songs than for their own songs, V. J. noticed. There are way too many fun songs to play in the band's style.
"Girls just wanna have fun, eh? That sounds like a messy one to perform."
"Girls just wanna have fun, eh? That sounds like a messy one to perform."
I did write Witch + Bitch Craft. Damn.
You go, me. 😎
You go, me. 😎
May 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I did write Witch + Bitch Craft. Damn.
You go, me. 😎
You go, me. 😎
Pretty sure I wrote a song like that . . .
May 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Pretty sure I wrote a song like that . . .
📲 randomly sending this to people in her contacts
May 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
📲 randomly sending this to people in her contacts
Despite all the energy drinks, coffee, and cigarettes, V. J. brushes three times a day 🪥
May 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Despite all the energy drinks, coffee, and cigarettes, V. J. brushes three times a day 🪥
💭 Something about blondes...
May 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
💭 Something about blondes...
Don't worry. 😋
Blink, blink.
❝Wha...❞
They're... So lost.
❝Wha...❞
They're... So lost.
( Sighs, then gets her phone out. )
Thought it'd be cuter on paper...
( Makes a note about something. )
There, on the grocery list you go.
Thought it'd be cuter on paper...
( Makes a note about something. )
There, on the grocery list you go.
May 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Don't worry. 😋