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Luke m
@portalithics.bsky.social
Illegal fun, under the sun boys
Troi gets nonconsensually impregnated by an energy force. The enterprise gets nonconsensually impregnated with the force that is DOCTOR PULASKEY
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Picard is called on a secret mission to a planet that has been absolutely confirmed to have no lifeforms at all. We have full faith that it will indeed be barren, given everyone's insistence
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I'm not at liberty to disclose the location of the drive-thru I treat myself to every order month or so, but i can say that EVERY time, i have to go wait in a parking spot for the food to be hand delivered.
December 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Always fully twice as many cars in the Walgreens parking lot as there are people inside the store
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The crew is en route to some sorely needed shore leave; Picard makes the huge mistake of noting how desperate everyone is for a break in his captains log
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The enterprise responds to a distress call from a ship in a bad way
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The crew saves most of the participants of a space junkie drug deal. Both sellers and buyers have hand lightning powers
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I just spilled my beer in such a fashion that like half the entire beer got on the counter, my chair, the back of my right leg and the front of my shirt.
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The crew visits an AI controlled arms dealing planet. Too unrealistic
December 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just finished another track from my nearly done album, but there's no video for it. The music feed we were talking about a bit ago would be perfect for an upload, but it didn't exist so
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Riker suggests separating the saucer section for no apparent reason
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It's FINALLY 4:20, geez what a long day of posting
December 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Found some more chunks of my favorite rock on Sunday, here's a post about it on Tumblr #rockhounding #geology #agate
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 2 · A few prize chunks of what we've been calling root beer float agate from along the Clackamas River in Oregon. This agate differs in color from the similar nearby agatized wood that…
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December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Needle/CLAYSTACK analogy?? Finding a literal needle in a swamp with a metal detector, The Curse of Oak Island s13e5 #NIAHS
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Look, it makes perfect sense for me to say that Cupid deLocke is the perfect song, even if i hate the spoken word part, the backing vocals during that, and probably all of the words
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Another elderly admiral beams onto the Enterprise, carrying their own agenda and likely a malevolent force. Something happens with Wesley
December 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just gonna use VLC for now
So my Apple Music free trial expired, and now i have no way to play the files i own and have on my very phone?? There is no just, audio player???
December 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
So my Apple Music free trial expired, and now i have no way to play the files i own and have on my very phone?? There is no just, audio player???
December 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Live at Pompgay
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sorry for musicposting, but Pink Floyd's Live at Pompeii is the absolute best example of english white cishet masculine culture we have. It's the best my people have to offer, and what we should all aspire to
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Ah, just realized Where is My Mind and Say it Ain't So are the same song
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Never experienced getting to work on my next album before the current one is totally finished, but here we are
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yesterday, i had never heard or heard of Midnight City by M83. Last night, i started listening to the @millexcel.bsky.social episode about it, and thought it was a bad but harmless song.

Today I pretty much want to KMS having that fucking riff playing over and over on a loop in my head
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
New kit is NASTY, but the way they animated the Tillamook logo aiming to the sleeve was hilarious and good #RCTID
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Gandalf: DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJUROR OF CHEAP TRICK

*Dream Police mysteriously starts playing*
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM