phenotypically superior xasian
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new virus in town
the early plague gets the germ!
the early plague gets the germ!
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
new virus in town
the early plague gets the germ!
the early plague gets the germ!
the snapchat dog filter was the first sign of the end
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
the snapchat dog filter was the first sign of the end
oh ok so this is happening now
sam altman ai porn wait this isnt gpt
October 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
oh ok so this is happening now
jailers fitted me with the temu ball and chain
July 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
jailers fitted me with the temu ball and chain
thinking about my progenitor
May 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
thinking about my progenitor
when you fall asleep with your soul open
May 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
when you fall asleep with your soul open
sometimes i sit down to piss because i need to see my stream of thought
May 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
sometimes i sit down to piss because i need to see my stream of thought
woke up pretty depressed this "morning" to my nutrient dispenser discharging some watery slush. gotta fix that thing. look out my window through the gas to see a hoverer projecting "this is the life!," which i can barely see.
April 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
woke up pretty depressed this "morning" to my nutrient dispenser discharging some watery slush. gotta fix that thing. look out my window through the gas to see a hoverer projecting "this is the life!," which i can barely see.
at the fake food store can i get the superglue steak
April 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
at the fake food store can i get the superglue steak
in the galactic space council there's this one politician from jupiter who's always so gassy. i see him fumbling with his malfunctioning pressure regulator as he tries to push up to pluto's representative but he's so obvious about it. fumes everywhere, man. get me out of here.
April 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
in the galactic space council there's this one politician from jupiter who's always so gassy. i see him fumbling with his malfunctioning pressure regulator as he tries to push up to pluto's representative but he's so obvious about it. fumes everywhere, man. get me out of here.
im a pangea truther
April 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
im a pangea truther
planet idea where every rotation it's leaders decide to push it into a different planet's orbit using thrusters housed entirely on a continent solely used to store them. this could be earth if we decided to bring pangea back you know.
April 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
planet idea where every rotation it's leaders decide to push it into a different planet's orbit using thrusters housed entirely on a continent solely used to store them. this could be earth if we decided to bring pangea back you know.
new tubor idea: yellowjacket potato - filled with stinging insects
April 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
new tubor idea: yellowjacket potato - filled with stinging insects
we people of Jupiter can jump higher than you Earthfolk
April 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
we people of Jupiter can jump higher than you Earthfolk
getting into the indigo plant fandom i want to dye my own cloth and stain my fingers blue so i can leave very obvious handprints everywhere
April 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
getting into the indigo plant fandom i want to dye my own cloth and stain my fingers blue so i can leave very obvious handprints everywhere
I hope you can see me as "the family friend"
April 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I hope you can see me as "the family friend"
my brain sitting in my legacy MK1 robot body watching as the Jupiter gas harvests rake up necessary fuel for galactic travel
April 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
my brain sitting in my legacy MK1 robot body watching as the Jupiter gas harvests rake up necessary fuel for galactic travel
grwm depressurization suit
April 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
grwm depressurization suit
everyone's talking about exoplanets and "life below the ice" but my allegiance is with gas city
April 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
everyone's talking about exoplanets and "life below the ice" but my allegiance is with gas city
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This and a girl with glasses
April 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This and a girl with glasses
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This and a curly haired girl
April 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This and a curly haired girl
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No one even wants to do conga lines anymore
January 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
No one even wants to do conga lines anymore
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No context necessary.
February 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
No context necessary.