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· Mar 15
i had a dream once that Christina Ricci was disassembling a doorknob. she looked directly into my eyes and said "social media is not for social people"
i’m alive. and i might become a buddhist. idk i’ll come back in a year to tell you. ummm. turn up
September 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i’m alive. and i might become a buddhist. idk i’ll come back in a year to tell you. ummm. turn up
lots of things are possible when you have the courage to deconstruct yourself a lil bit
July 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
lots of things are possible when you have the courage to deconstruct yourself a lil bit
can you imagine if kanye saw the perfect therapist and then came back a year later like. “wow, okay so. i said a lot of crazy stuff before. first of all, sorry about that”
July 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can you imagine if kanye saw the perfect therapist and then came back a year later like. “wow, okay so. i said a lot of crazy stuff before. first of all, sorry about that”
wondering if there are many differences on average btwn the politics of leftists who were born into a lefttist or at least democrat family vs leftists whose parents vote republican
July 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
wondering if there are many differences on average btwn the politics of leftists who were born into a lefttist or at least democrat family vs leftists whose parents vote republican
pikachu gave me that damn bean !
July 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
pikachu gave me that damn bean !
sorry can’t talk right now….i’m echoing into my digital insane asylum 😈
July 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
sorry can’t talk right now….i’m echoing into my digital insane asylum 😈
my honey nut cheerios are shaped like hearts. that’s cute. call me when you do the other organs
July 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
my honey nut cheerios are shaped like hearts. that’s cute. call me when you do the other organs
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Bella looked at Edward with hungry eyes "What did you just say Edward?" Edward smiled and you could see his fangs because hes a vampire "You heard me Bella. I just got us two tickets to the Green day concert my baby"
July 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Bella looked at Edward with hungry eyes "What did you just say Edward?" Edward smiled and you could see his fangs because hes a vampire "You heard me Bella. I just got us two tickets to the Green day concert my baby"
as a v small child i named my lizard “Coojoe”. this was a portmanteau of “Cool Joe”. i was unfamiliar with Cujo. but i think my family found it funny
Our #CultFilmsonKanopy collection has some serious bite. Check out classics like CUJO (1983), based on the legendary novel by Stephen King, tonight at www.kanopy.com/product/cujo. Available: 🇺🇸
July 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
as a v small child i named my lizard “Coojoe”. this was a portmanteau of “Cool Joe”. i was unfamiliar with Cujo. but i think my family found it funny
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im asking all my replies if they have an appointment
July 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
im asking all my replies if they have an appointment
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jerry was a bluesky poster
posted so god damn much
never did see the sunlight shine
and grass he was afraid to touch
posted so god damn much
never did see the sunlight shine
and grass he was afraid to touch
July 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
jerry was a bluesky poster
posted so god damn much
never did see the sunlight shine
and grass he was afraid to touch
posted so god damn much
never did see the sunlight shine
and grass he was afraid to touch
watching a band playing folk music and thinking “i bet this shit hits so hard if you’re Mario”
July 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
watching a band playing folk music and thinking “i bet this shit hits so hard if you’re Mario”
sometimes i still get that little Cheat Commandos “buy all our playsets and toys!” jingle stuck in my head
July 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
sometimes i still get that little Cheat Commandos “buy all our playsets and toys!” jingle stuck in my head
did people like fetterman at some point? did i dream that? was he hiding that he was garbage?
July 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
did people like fetterman at some point? did i dream that? was he hiding that he was garbage?
there’s something kind of silly about being strong. i’m getting strong cuz it makes me laugh
July 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
there’s something kind of silly about being strong. i’m getting strong cuz it makes me laugh
issuing a formal apology to 50 Cent. just learned that he says he’s “into having sex”. not that he‘s “in there [the club] havin sex”. he was simply sharing one of his interests
July 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
issuing a formal apology to 50 Cent. just learned that he says he’s “into having sex”. not that he‘s “in there [the club] havin sex”. he was simply sharing one of his interests
do you think 50 cent actually had sex in the club? that’s highly irreverent
July 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
do you think 50 cent actually had sex in the club? that’s highly irreverent
yeah, we don’t need to fix that. that can keep the typos
July 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
yeah, we don’t need to fix that. that can keep the typos
“i’m i there havin sex, i aint in there makin love”
me thinks the 50 cent doth protest too much….
me thinks the 50 cent doth protest too much….
July 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“i’m i there havin sex, i aint in there makin love”
me thinks the 50 cent doth protest too much….
me thinks the 50 cent doth protest too much….
when the support network is fully up & running >>>>>
July 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
when the support network is fully up & running >>>>>
waking up and immediately posting “who up”
July 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
waking up and immediately posting “who up”