Porter Metzler
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Porter Metzler
@portermetzler.bsky.social
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Listen to the latest episode of our gaming podcast, Dunce (Dunce) Revolution:

Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5IlL...

Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Silent Hill f is for friends who do stuff together
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September 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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After a little Summer break, we’re back! On our latest podcast episode, we discuss an avalanche of recent releases, including:

- Silent Hill f
- Hollow Knight: Silksong
- Hades 2
- Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds
- Megabonk
- Atelier Resleriana: The Red Alchemist & The White Guardian

Links below!
September 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Successfully defeated Silksong’s hardest boss… the Nintendo eShop. #silksong
September 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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The LEGO Nintendo Game Boy is insanely cool. I'm happy with the $60 price tag, too. A bit expensive for a LEGO set of this size, but not too bad when compared to other licensed sets.

Love the inclusion of the Super Mario Land and Link's Awakening cartridges as well as the swappable screens.
July 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I've been absolutely obsessed with Donkey Kong Bananza. I have a lot of great things to say about it, but the best compliment I can give it is that it is now my favorite Hulk game ever made. DK SMASH!!!
July 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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🍌🦍 Ready to go bananas in Donkey Kong Bananza! Today lowkey feels like the real Switch 2 launch day and the last 6 weeks with Mario Kart World were just a trial run.

#DonkeyKong #Nintendo #Switch2
July 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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This is what it’s all about. Super Mario Strikers has me feeling like the food critic from Ratatouille. ⚽️🐀
July 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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On this episode, we discuss:

- Our spoiler-free review of Hideo Kojima’s latest hit, Death Stranding 2: On the Beach (which we definitely think is a Top 2 Strand-type Game of All Time)
- Microsoft laying off thousands of Xbox employees and canceling games in order to invest in AI slop

Links below!
July 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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On this episode, we discuss:

- Our thoughts on Death Stranding 1 (DS2 review coming soon)
- Purging the heretics in Warhammer: Space Marine
- Buzz’s PC upgrade shenanigans
- Why FBC: Firebreak is such a disappointment
- Date Everything AKA the Avengers Endgame of Voice Actors

Links are below!
July 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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On this episode, we discuss:

- Our first two weeks with the Nintendo Switch 2 🎮
- Mario Kart World 🍄🏎️
- Cyberpunk 2077 🤖🌃
- Bravely Default Flying Fairy HD 🧚
- Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour (aka How to Lose $10 in 30 Seconds) 😔

Links are below!
June 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Donkey Kong Bananza looks like a combination of 3 of the greatest games of ever made and Tears of the Kingdom.
June 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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‘Twas a fun way to spend Switch 2 Eve. A quality little LEGO build. 🍄🌱
June 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Final Fantasy Tactics – The Ivalice Chronicles Key Art
June 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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On this episode, we discuss:

- That the calm before the Switch 2 storm hasn’t been very calm at all due to rampant cancellations
- The direction of Switch 2 in the coming months
- Why Elden Ring Nightreign is a game of strange design choices that desperately needs a duos mode

Links are below!
June 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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This is actually awesome of the Epic Games Store. Developers won’t pay any fees on the first $1 million they earn on a game.

This’ll definitely provide a huge boost for indie developers. Cool shit, Epic!

More: store.epicgames.com/en-US/news/n...
June 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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On this episode, we discuss:

- Why Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is our early GOTY contender
- The boomer shooter DOOM: The Dark Ages (and the recent problematic actions of Microsoft)
- The grimdark epic that is Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader

Oh, and hillbilly goblins… because why not? Links below!
May 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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LOADING... plenty of #VideoGame buffoonery coming soon!
May 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM