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Portia Spice Season
@portia.bsky.social
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Librarian. Noid lover.
I live on a farm and post a lot of photos of my pets.
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I’m in Ohio, and Bluesky wants me to verify my age to use “certain features.” If my posts don’t scream middle-aged, that’s a you problem.
Photo of my next to a poster of Cindy Lauper at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I am imitating her pose with her right hand holding a mic and her left held up.
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Also, this is the view out my door. I knew it was attached to a brewery. I didn't know it was IN the brewery.
A walkway overlooking cars and casks of beer.
October 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I am staying in the funniest hotel.
A photo of the Shower Beer fridge next to, you guessed it, the shower.
October 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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My lafufu matches my water bottle.
A green and blue fake labubu that I bought at the checkout counter of the Indian restaurant in the mall.
October 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Texting with my birthday twin.
Text exchange: Me: Happy birthday to you!! Friend: Yay! Why does 45 feel Soooooooo much older than 40?! Me: It's the knees.
October 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Visited the Teso store today. I'm not sure what daily work this little puppy is supposed to be doing, but I love him.
A puppy crossing blind box from the daily work series. This puppy has his front paws curled under his chin and his feet up. The box description calls it Opps.
October 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Who's up cleaning their chicken waterers on this beautiful Sunday morning?
Three chickens in a grassy driveway in front of a red barn. Three chickens in a grassy driveway in front of a red barn with a wheelbarrow in the background.
September 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Theseus looking very regal for a guy who got himself stuck in a thunderstorm earlier.
A tabby cat with his paws tucked under him looking off into the middle distance.
September 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Foggy morning walk!
A few trees in a foggy field.
September 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Can someone tell Winchester that my work computer is not a pillow?
A cattle dog sprawled on a blue couch with his head resting on my work laptop.
September 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Thursday morning walk. Friday morning walk.
A blue heeler mix named Winchester standing in front of a field of dried soybean plants. Same dog. Same field. The field is now bare, and you can see for miles.
September 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Double pillow time!
A blue heeler mix named Winchester laying on a blue couch. His head is one two throw pillows at once. He is also snuggling a blanket.
September 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I cannot believe this is where I live.
A photo from a grassy field looking at the sunrise with trees in the middle distance. It is very serene. A patch of tall grasses and goldenrod in the foreground. A red barn is off on the left, with the sunrise behind it. All is a bit hazy.
September 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Twins!
A close up of the bear in the CougarMagic photo. It is smiling and has its paws crossed. A close up of my dog Winchester. He is also smiling and has his paws crossed.
September 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Theseus is a little sleepy.
A tabby cat on an orange knit blanket. He has one paw outstretched and is looking to the right. The same tabby cat, now looking at the camera.
September 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Just spending some quality time with my girls.
Four chickens in a field.
September 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Chaka thinks the golden hour brings out the highlights in her hair.
A black and white polish chicken. Her body feather are white toward the center with a dark gray/ black edge. Her head had a big pouf of white feathers.
September 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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First day back after a long weekend, and my coworkers have forgotten how to use a desk.
A tabby cat named Theseus is standing in my lap blocking my access to my computer.
September 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Um...where am I supposed to sleep?
A blue heeler mix lying on a human bed. He has kicked on sham off and has arranged the other so he is halfway under the covers with his head on the sham.
September 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Winchester wants you all to know that he is very good at frisbee.
A blue heeler mix looking up at the camera with a blue frisbee in his mouth. The frisbee is the kind with a hole in the middle, and he is biting it from the inside so that the frisbee is mostly under his chin. A blue heeler mix running with a blue frisbee in his mouth. The frisbee is the kind with a hole in the middle, and he is biting it from the inside so that the frisbee is mostly under his chin. His eyes look slightly deranged.
August 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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In just one day, we have doubled our egg production!
Two light olive-colored eggs on a red counter.
August 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Exciting news from the farm. We have our first egg! Way to go, Minnie!
A gray chicken laying in a nesting box. A light olive colored egg on a red countertop.
August 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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It took me a very confused minute to realize the bottom post wasn't a reply.
A post that reads, "I bet this one blows up too." Under Karen's post about emotional support rotisserie chicken. I thought it was a reply, but there is no faint white line connecting it to Karen's post.
August 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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This zoom is cracking me up!
A zoom in on the photo above. Winchester's eyes are wide and he looks a bit nervous.
August 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Winchester is ready for his driving lessons.
A blue heeler mix sits in the driver's seat of a 1995 Dodge Ram truck. The truck interior is very red.
August 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM