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@portlanddad.bsky.social
I’m a dad. I’m trying to be a better man. I fail at both often, but I’ll keep trying.
Guess what??? MAGA was right. Trans women are all over the Epstein files!
Hahahahahahahah… no.
Turns out it’s mostly THESE dudes.
Hahahahahahahah… no.
Turns out it’s mostly THESE dudes.
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Guess what??? MAGA was right. Trans women are all over the Epstein files!
Hahahahahahahah… no.
Turns out it’s mostly THESE dudes.
Hahahahahahahah… no.
Turns out it’s mostly THESE dudes.
My gift to you:
Now you know the German for Jingle Bells is “”Schlittenfahrt.”
Merry Fuckin Christmas!!! 🫠
Now you know the German for Jingle Bells is “”Schlittenfahrt.”
Merry Fuckin Christmas!!! 🫠
Flippers - Schlittenfahrt (Jingle Bells) - (HQ) - (MusikRevue 1989)
YouTube video by VOB2DIG-23
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December 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My gift to you:
Now you know the German for Jingle Bells is “”Schlittenfahrt.”
Merry Fuckin Christmas!!! 🫠
Now you know the German for Jingle Bells is “”Schlittenfahrt.”
Merry Fuckin Christmas!!! 🫠
All I want for Christmas is for it to finally happen.
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December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
All I want for Christmas is for it to finally happen.
Lot of shit hitting the Trump fan over the Epstein files this week.
Someone please tell me this won’t all just blow over by February. Tell me he’s not going to just say FAKE NEWS HOAX RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA and weasel out like every other time.
Because that’s what’s probably going to happen.
Someone please tell me this won’t all just blow over by February. Tell me he’s not going to just say FAKE NEWS HOAX RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA and weasel out like every other time.
Because that’s what’s probably going to happen.
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Lot of shit hitting the Trump fan over the Epstein files this week.
Someone please tell me this won’t all just blow over by February. Tell me he’s not going to just say FAKE NEWS HOAX RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA and weasel out like every other time.
Because that’s what’s probably going to happen.
Someone please tell me this won’t all just blow over by February. Tell me he’s not going to just say FAKE NEWS HOAX RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA and weasel out like every other time.
Because that’s what’s probably going to happen.
RIP Rob Reiner
A true prince among men. Brilliant at his craft and at life. What a tragedy. What a mensch.
Watching This Is Spinal Tap tonight in his memory.
A true prince among men. Brilliant at his craft and at life. What a tragedy. What a mensch.
Watching This Is Spinal Tap tonight in his memory.
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
RIP Rob Reiner
A true prince among men. Brilliant at his craft and at life. What a tragedy. What a mensch.
Watching This Is Spinal Tap tonight in his memory.
A true prince among men. Brilliant at his craft and at life. What a tragedy. What a mensch.
Watching This Is Spinal Tap tonight in his memory.
Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Donald Trump!!!!
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I’m going to watch When Harry Met Sally #robreiner
TikTok video by Dave Columbo
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December 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Donald Trump!!!!
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
This man is unwell. Trump sounds like a crazy person.
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This man is unwell. Trump sounds like a crazy person.
Ok, tickleball is funny.
I basically feel exactly the same way Jon Stewart does here. We’ve seen absolute mountains of evidence against Trump. He has 34 FELONY convictions.
Can you HONESTLY say you think the current momentary shitstorm is somehow different?
I basically feel exactly the same way Jon Stewart does here. We’ve seen absolute mountains of evidence against Trump. He has 34 FELONY convictions.
Can you HONESTLY say you think the current momentary shitstorm is somehow different?
Newly released emails suggest that Trump may be in the Epstein Files?! An all-new episode out now! #TheWeeklyShow #Politics #JonStewart
TikTok video by The Weekly Show Podcast
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November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Ok, tickleball is funny.
I basically feel exactly the same way Jon Stewart does here. We’ve seen absolute mountains of evidence against Trump. He has 34 FELONY convictions.
Can you HONESTLY say you think the current momentary shitstorm is somehow different?
I basically feel exactly the same way Jon Stewart does here. We’ve seen absolute mountains of evidence against Trump. He has 34 FELONY convictions.
Can you HONESTLY say you think the current momentary shitstorm is somehow different?
I try to keep hope alive in my heart. I soooo badly want for Trump to face even a single meangful consequence for his actions.
He never has.
I don’t see anything in the current hubbub to change that trend.
I hope I’m wrong.
He never has.
I don’t see anything in the current hubbub to change that trend.
I hope I’m wrong.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I try to keep hope alive in my heart. I soooo badly want for Trump to face even a single meangful consequence for his actions.
He never has.
I don’t see anything in the current hubbub to change that trend.
I hope I’m wrong.
He never has.
I don’t see anything in the current hubbub to change that trend.
I hope I’m wrong.
Portland’s Heretic Coffee offering free breakfasts no questions asked starting November 1st to SNAP recipients who lost benefits. There ARE good people out there.
Side note: don’t be a douche about this one? Please leave it for the people who need it if you’re not a SNAP recipient.
#portland
#snap
Side note: don’t be a douche about this one? Please leave it for the people who need it if you’re not a SNAP recipient.
#portland
#snap
Replying to @Amanda 🍉
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October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Arresting him is ridiculous. I am a little conflicted. I am 100% opposed to Drumpf’s deploying the guard to American cities. However: these guardsmen were likely enlisted before the Mango Mussolini was elected. They are serving their country and following orders.
A man was arrested for playing Darth Vader theme music behind National Guard troops. The ACLU is now suing on his behalf.
TikTok video by COURIER
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October 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Arresting him is ridiculous. I am a little conflicted. I am 100% opposed to Drumpf’s deploying the guard to American cities. However: these guardsmen were likely enlisted before the Mango Mussolini was elected. They are serving their country and following orders.
Finally reading Project 2025 and HOLY FUCK.
Kevin D(ickbag) Roberts in the Foreward spouts off the single most racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, bigoted white male chauvanist paragraph ever written.
Here it is, read for yourself.
Kevin D(ickbag) Roberts in the Foreward spouts off the single most racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, bigoted white male chauvanist paragraph ever written.
Here it is, read for yourself.
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Finally reading Project 2025 and HOLY FUCK.
Kevin D(ickbag) Roberts in the Foreward spouts off the single most racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, bigoted white male chauvanist paragraph ever written.
Here it is, read for yourself.
Kevin D(ickbag) Roberts in the Foreward spouts off the single most racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, bigoted white male chauvanist paragraph ever written.
Here it is, read for yourself.
“The Biden FBI???”
This can’t be explained away. Trump is either lying so blatantly that facts no longer have meaning (which… ok) or he’s so far gone in dementia he doesn’t remember it was THE TRUMP FBI.
Or maybe he’s so stupid he doesn’t realize what he just typed. Which is it, MAGA?
This can’t be explained away. Trump is either lying so blatantly that facts no longer have meaning (which… ok) or he’s so far gone in dementia he doesn’t remember it was THE TRUMP FBI.
Or maybe he’s so stupid he doesn’t realize what he just typed. Which is it, MAGA?
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“The Biden FBI???”
This can’t be explained away. Trump is either lying so blatantly that facts no longer have meaning (which… ok) or he’s so far gone in dementia he doesn’t remember it was THE TRUMP FBI.
Or maybe he’s so stupid he doesn’t realize what he just typed. Which is it, MAGA?
This can’t be explained away. Trump is either lying so blatantly that facts no longer have meaning (which… ok) or he’s so far gone in dementia he doesn’t remember it was THE TRUMP FBI.
Or maybe he’s so stupid he doesn’t realize what he just typed. Which is it, MAGA?
TRUMP: “The amazing thing is, you look at Portland and you see fires all over the place. You see fights, and I mean just violence. It’s just so crazy.”
PORTLAND:
#resist
#portland
#antifascist
#antifascistfrog
#fascist
#portlandisburning
PORTLAND:
#resist
#portland
#antifascist
#antifascistfrog
#fascist
#portlandisburning
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
TRUMP: “The amazing thing is, you look at Portland and you see fires all over the place. You see fights, and I mean just violence. It’s just so crazy.”
PORTLAND:
#resist
#portland
#antifascist
#antifascistfrog
#fascist
#portlandisburning
PORTLAND:
#resist
#portland
#antifascist
#antifascistfrog
#fascist
#portlandisburning
October 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
There’s so much wrong here:
1. I live here. No fires in Portland, no riots. No armed insurrection. We’re fine, thanks.
2. Judges don’t serve the President, jackass.
3. Everything he says is a lie. Every. Fucking. Word.
1. I live here. No fires in Portland, no riots. No armed insurrection. We’re fine, thanks.
2. Judges don’t serve the President, jackass.
3. Everything he says is a lie. Every. Fucking. Word.
Trump blasts judge who blocked Oregon National Guard troop deployment in Portland
YouTube video by The Oregonian
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October 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There’s so much wrong here:
1. I live here. No fires in Portland, no riots. No armed insurrection. We’re fine, thanks.
2. Judges don’t serve the President, jackass.
3. Everything he says is a lie. Every. Fucking. Word.
1. I live here. No fires in Portland, no riots. No armed insurrection. We’re fine, thanks.
2. Judges don’t serve the President, jackass.
3. Everything he says is a lie. Every. Fucking. Word.
If anybody’s curious THIS is what a war zone looks like.
TikTok livestream from a Portland, Oregon violent Antifa protest just a few minutes ago. My god. The horror.
TikTok livestream from a Portland, Oregon violent Antifa protest just a few minutes ago. My god. The horror.
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If anybody’s curious THIS is what a war zone looks like.
TikTok livestream from a Portland, Oregon violent Antifa protest just a few minutes ago. My god. The horror.
TikTok livestream from a Portland, Oregon violent Antifa protest just a few minutes ago. My god. The horror.
Needing something light and funny to take the edge off…
Welp, let’s see what’s on Netflix. Oh perfect! They just added Idiocracy. I love Mike Judge.
Time for a lighthearted escape from reality.
Welp, let’s see what’s on Netflix. Oh perfect! They just added Idiocracy. I love Mike Judge.
Time for a lighthearted escape from reality.
October 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Needing something light and funny to take the edge off…
Welp, let’s see what’s on Netflix. Oh perfect! They just added Idiocracy. I love Mike Judge.
Time for a lighthearted escape from reality.
Welp, let’s see what’s on Netflix. Oh perfect! They just added Idiocracy. I love Mike Judge.
Time for a lighthearted escape from reality.
I was just going to take a Tylenol…
But then I remembered vaguely *somebody* recently said “Don’t take Tylenol.”
Whew! Glad I listened. Autism AVOIDED.
But then I remembered vaguely *somebody* recently said “Don’t take Tylenol.”
Whew! Glad I listened. Autism AVOIDED.
September 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I was just going to take a Tylenol…
But then I remembered vaguely *somebody* recently said “Don’t take Tylenol.”
Whew! Glad I listened. Autism AVOIDED.
But then I remembered vaguely *somebody* recently said “Don’t take Tylenol.”
Whew! Glad I listened. Autism AVOIDED.
Which one of you did this???
BWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
BWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Statue of President Trump and Jeffrey Epstein titled ‘Best Friends Forever’ appears on National Mall | CNN Politics
A statue of President Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein has been temporarily constructed on the National Mall in Washington, DC by a group calling itself “The Secret Handshake.”
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September 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Which one of you did this???
BWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
BWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
KIRBY is a deadly cocktail of Erykah Badu, Macy Gray, Prince and Sly Stone. She got her own thing though - can’t deny it.
This some bad sh1t
This some bad sh1t
Na$Ty by KIRBY on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 2:56
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September 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
KIRBY is a deadly cocktail of Erykah Badu, Macy Gray, Prince and Sly Stone. She got her own thing though - can’t deny it.
This some bad sh1t
This some bad sh1t
Enjoying all the cheap groceries?
How bout those low-low tariff sales?
So glad the Ukraine war is over and there’s peace in the Middle East.
And kudos for releasing those Epstein files on day one.
I hear that UK trip went over well.
Anybody get fired today?
America sure is great again!
How bout those low-low tariff sales?
So glad the Ukraine war is over and there’s peace in the Middle East.
And kudos for releasing those Epstein files on day one.
I hear that UK trip went over well.
Anybody get fired today?
America sure is great again!
September 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Enjoying all the cheap groceries?
How bout those low-low tariff sales?
So glad the Ukraine war is over and there’s peace in the Middle East.
And kudos for releasing those Epstein files on day one.
I hear that UK trip went over well.
Anybody get fired today?
America sure is great again!
How bout those low-low tariff sales?
So glad the Ukraine war is over and there’s peace in the Middle East.
And kudos for releasing those Epstein files on day one.
I hear that UK trip went over well.
Anybody get fired today?
America sure is great again!