Tomos Doran
@portraitinflesh.bsky.social
Writer, blogger, Welsh. @portraitinflesh on Tw*tt*r. Contact me at [email protected].
🎶YOU MAKE ME FEEL
YOU MAKE ME FEEL
YOU MAKE ME FEEL
Like a natural pseudo-technical term for a reactionary concept that, in line with the tendency Gramsci identified, incorporates superficially "scientific" signs into an enforced common sense🎶
YOU MAKE ME FEEL
YOU MAKE ME FEEL
Like a natural pseudo-technical term for a reactionary concept that, in line with the tendency Gramsci identified, incorporates superficially "scientific" signs into an enforced common sense🎶
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
🎶YOU MAKE ME FEEL
YOU MAKE ME FEEL
YOU MAKE ME FEEL
Like a natural pseudo-technical term for a reactionary concept that, in line with the tendency Gramsci identified, incorporates superficially "scientific" signs into an enforced common sense🎶
YOU MAKE ME FEEL
YOU MAKE ME FEEL
Like a natural pseudo-technical term for a reactionary concept that, in line with the tendency Gramsci identified, incorporates superficially "scientific" signs into an enforced common sense🎶
For the sake of completeness, here's the rest of "As I Please" for May 19th, 1944, followed by annotations for the whole column, from Peter Davison's Complete Works of George Orwell. It's fascinating, to compare antisemitic invective, then and now. Different, but the same.
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November 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
For the sake of completeness, here's the rest of "As I Please" for May 19th, 1944, followed by annotations for the whole column, from Peter Davison's Complete Works of George Orwell. It's fascinating, to compare antisemitic invective, then and now. Different, but the same.
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He was responding to a pamphlet written by Vera Brittain, a leading pacifist in the interwar years, but apparently keen to defeat the Axis, once the war had started. Here's her response to his piece, followed by his response to her response. Just like Bluesky, only slower!
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November 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
He was responding to a pamphlet written by Vera Brittain, a leading pacifist in the interwar years, but apparently keen to defeat the Axis, once the war had started. Here's her response to his piece, followed by his response to her response. Just like Bluesky, only slower!
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During and after the war, George Orwell wrote a weekly column for Tribune, called "As I Please". This is the one from May 19th, 1944, in which he makes a tough but convincing argument in favour of strategically bombing German cities. It's a conversation starter, certainly.
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November 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
During and after the war, George Orwell wrote a weekly column for Tribune, called "As I Please". This is the one from May 19th, 1944, in which he makes a tough but convincing argument in favour of strategically bombing German cities. It's a conversation starter, certainly.
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You're laughing. Londoners can barely leave the house without getting stabbed in the arse, and you're laughing.
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You're laughing. Londoners can barely leave the house without getting stabbed in the arse, and you're laughing.
The psychology of marketing, and the way it plays off associations lodged deep in our brains, fascinates me. There's no reason *at all* why cheddar left lying around in a cave should be nicer than cheddar left lying around in, say, a cupboard. But it's still oddly persuasive, no?
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The psychology of marketing, and the way it plays off associations lodged deep in our brains, fascinates me. There's no reason *at all* why cheddar left lying around in a cave should be nicer than cheddar left lying around in, say, a cupboard. But it's still oddly persuasive, no?
Quite likely the greatest character entrance in cinema history, and Jason Isaacs - a total mensch IRL, BTW - proceeds to steal every subsequent scene he's in, as well. He probably doesn't have more than fifteen minutes' screen time in the whole movie, but still manages to dominate proceedings. Epic.
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Quite likely the greatest character entrance in cinema history, and Jason Isaacs - a total mensch IRL, BTW - proceeds to steal every subsequent scene he's in, as well. He probably doesn't have more than fifteen minutes' screen time in the whole movie, but still manages to dominate proceedings. Epic.
From a Facebook group where women share awful exchanges they've had with men on dating apps. The insipid nod to consent at the start makes it so much worse, as does the creepily incongruous little-boy use of "willy". "BONOR" sounds like an unpopular He-Man villain-of-the-week.
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
From a Facebook group where women share awful exchanges they've had with men on dating apps. The insipid nod to consent at the start makes it so much worse, as does the creepily incongruous little-boy use of "willy". "BONOR" sounds like an unpopular He-Man villain-of-the-week.
There used to be a Twitter/"X" account called @KidsWriteJokes, that posted genuine submissions to a children's jokes website. Below is my personal favourite, of all time. I maintain the comic timing here is better than in most intentional comedy. It's all down to the placing of that first full stop.
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
There used to be a Twitter/"X" account called @KidsWriteJokes, that posted genuine submissions to a children's jokes website. Below is my personal favourite, of all time. I maintain the comic timing here is better than in most intentional comedy. It's all down to the placing of that first full stop.
That Marr clip is indeed cringeworthy, but if there's one group of people who lack the standing to say so, it's the people who insisted Britain would be better off outside the EU. Doubly so, in fact, because Brexit is one of the primary reasons 2020s Britain is so hard to govern.
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
That Marr clip is indeed cringeworthy, but if there's one group of people who lack the standing to say so, it's the people who insisted Britain would be better off outside the EU. Doubly so, in fact, because Brexit is one of the primary reasons 2020s Britain is so hard to govern.
I know it's blindingly obvious, but how could I not?
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I know it's blindingly obvious, but how could I not?
By this logic, Barack Obama was never a victim of racism, because he was president of the whole country. But of course, Julia and the rest of the watermelon/red triangle mob would never dream of applying that standard to any minority group other than Jews, because #JewsDontCount.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
By this logic, Barack Obama was never a victim of racism, because he was president of the whole country. But of course, Julia and the rest of the watermelon/red triangle mob would never dream of applying that standard to any minority group other than Jews, because #JewsDontCount.
"Forevermore"? So, he thinks Israelis would expand to conquer all of Eurasia, if they could? I'd vote for a bloke with his trousers down, arguing with the ducks in the park, before Corbyn. In fact, politically speaking, he basically *is* arguing with ducks with his trousers down.
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"Forevermore"? So, he thinks Israelis would expand to conquer all of Eurasia, if they could? I'd vote for a bloke with his trousers down, arguing with the ducks in the park, before Corbyn. In fact, politically speaking, he basically *is* arguing with ducks with his trousers down.
There's a dark comedy in the way softball pro-MAGA interviewers keep handing Trump the opportunity to condemn dictatorships on a silver plate, and he never, ever takes it. In many ways, he has the foreign policy outlook of a Guardian reader: "we're no angels ourselves, you know".
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
There's a dark comedy in the way softball pro-MAGA interviewers keep handing Trump the opportunity to condemn dictatorships on a silver plate, and he never, ever takes it. In many ways, he has the foreign policy outlook of a Guardian reader: "we're no angels ourselves, you know".
I'm in the pro-BBC camp, too, but forgive me for hoping the public service broadcaster of a G7 power can do better than "not as bad as the worst person in the world".
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I'm in the pro-BBC camp, too, but forgive me for hoping the public service broadcaster of a G7 power can do better than "not as bad as the worst person in the world".
Bonus screenshot:
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Bonus screenshot:
This tickled me, it really did. Anyway, you heard it here first: the fourth image below - i.e. me, my actual face, when I had slightly more hair - is both "street credible" and "internet sellable". Amazed I'm not beating them off with a stick, quite frankly.
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This tickled me, it really did. Anyway, you heard it here first: the fourth image below - i.e. me, my actual face, when I had slightly more hair - is both "street credible" and "internet sellable". Amazed I'm not beating them off with a stick, quite frankly.
Wait...
Hold on...
Oh.
I mean... I'm incredibly flattered, obviously. BEYOND flattered, in fact. But the thought of anyone *remotely* as important as Barack Obama caring what *I* have to say is terrifying. I'm an idiot! Mr President, I beg you to reconsider, for all our sakes!
Hold on...
Oh.
I mean... I'm incredibly flattered, obviously. BEYOND flattered, in fact. But the thought of anyone *remotely* as important as Barack Obama caring what *I* have to say is terrifying. I'm an idiot! Mr President, I beg you to reconsider, for all our sakes!
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Wait...
Hold on...
Oh.
I mean... I'm incredibly flattered, obviously. BEYOND flattered, in fact. But the thought of anyone *remotely* as important as Barack Obama caring what *I* have to say is terrifying. I'm an idiot! Mr President, I beg you to reconsider, for all our sakes!
Hold on...
Oh.
I mean... I'm incredibly flattered, obviously. BEYOND flattered, in fact. But the thought of anyone *remotely* as important as Barack Obama caring what *I* have to say is terrifying. I'm an idiot! Mr President, I beg you to reconsider, for all our sakes!
Is there anything *in the universe* less surprising than Donald Trump identifying with Andrew Mountbatten Windsor? I'm more surprised when my bathroom door turns out, yet again, to lead to my bathroom.
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Is there anything *in the universe* less surprising than Donald Trump identifying with Andrew Mountbatten Windsor? I'm more surprised when my bathroom door turns out, yet again, to lead to my bathroom.
There's something especially gross about peddling far right misinformation - see the community note - about life in the UK, when it comes from a voluntary exile in a dystopian billionaires' playground built by slave labour, don't you think? A sort of 21st century Tokyo Rose vibe.
November 3, 2025 at 10:20 AM
There's something especially gross about peddling far right misinformation - see the community note - about life in the UK, when it comes from a voluntary exile in a dystopian billionaires' playground built by slave labour, don't you think? A sort of 21st century Tokyo Rose vibe.
Matthew Goodwin is a special case, among self-radicalised rightists, and especially dismaying, because he once so eloquently dissected what's wrong with the politics he now espouses. Extraordinary to think this blood-and-soil nationalist once collaborated with the likes of @robfordmancs.bsky.social.
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Matthew Goodwin is a special case, among self-radicalised rightists, and especially dismaying, because he once so eloquently dissected what's wrong with the politics he now espouses. Extraordinary to think this blood-and-soil nationalist once collaborated with the likes of @robfordmancs.bsky.social.
When this is the state of public opinion, I'm not sure how any remotely responsible government can avoid becoming massively unpopular, very quickly. Which isn't to say Labour have governed especially well, so far, but what can they do, when voters demand the literally impossible?
November 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
When this is the state of public opinion, I'm not sure how any remotely responsible government can avoid becoming massively unpopular, very quickly. Which isn't to say Labour have governed especially well, so far, but what can they do, when voters demand the literally impossible?
This is about as wrong as it's possible to be. "Staunch monarchist conservatives" were key to the Nazis seizing power. Hindenburg's inner circle plotted to make Hitler chancellor, thinking they could control him, and use his mass following to, ultimately, restore the Kaiserreich.
November 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is about as wrong as it's possible to be. "Staunch monarchist conservatives" were key to the Nazis seizing power. Hindenburg's inner circle plotted to make Hitler chancellor, thinking they could control him, and use his mass following to, ultimately, restore the Kaiserreich.
Good news, obviously. But wouldn't it be nice if, one of these days, we had an election in the developed world that *wasn't* a nailbiter between "normal, nice things" and "burn everything to the ground"? Crazy talk, I know.
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Good news, obviously. But wouldn't it be nice if, one of these days, we had an election in the developed world that *wasn't* a nailbiter between "normal, nice things" and "burn everything to the ground"? Crazy talk, I know.
Just managed, for the first time ever, to plan out a week's meals* in advance AND STICK TO IT. I know that's probably not impressive to you, but executive dysfunction is a bitch. Now gearing up for week two (below), wish me luck.
*I only eat one proper meal per day, plus snacks.
*I only eat one proper meal per day, plus snacks.
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Just managed, for the first time ever, to plan out a week's meals* in advance AND STICK TO IT. I know that's probably not impressive to you, but executive dysfunction is a bitch. Now gearing up for week two (below), wish me luck.
*I only eat one proper meal per day, plus snacks.
*I only eat one proper meal per day, plus snacks.