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do you ever yearn?
I was assigned that book when I was studying abroad in Dresden. Great read. Also the reason I refuse to get a Ring doorbell camera
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I was also a child who weirdly liked Dilbert. I wonder if it was the fact that it seemed like a world where your primary job was to not break the rules, which was a thing I was very mindful of as a child
January 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
One of the funniest part of that book series was when they said that what house you’re in doesn’t define your character and then the houses were: Good, Evil, Smart, and Other
January 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I think Cato the Elder would have been a good blue checkmark on Twitter that we’d dunk on when screenshots of his posts made the rounds on Bluesky
January 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
That was the first thing that stood out to me. Everyone had flags on their shirts. That not a normal thing for everyone to have in countries that aren’t the US. Also, no soccer jerseys
January 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Taking aspirin to balance my humors
January 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Have you ever done anything on exercise/fitness in history? Learning about Hittite CrossFit bros is what I need to get back into running
December 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I think we should go a step further and m seize all your assets if you download Draft Kings
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
For 2 hours of minimum wage labor, you can buy 250 doses of a drug that gets rid of most minor aches and pains. If I had the choice to live in a mansion with no ibuprofen or a studio apartment with access to ibuprofen, there’s a good chance I take the studio apartment.
December 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Not to downplay any of the horrible things going on today, but it’s good to remember that, in a lot of ways, even a relatively poor person in a developed country today has a far more comfortable life than most of the richest people in history.
December 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Truly no one is more disrespectful to Charlie Kirk than the people trying to honor him.
December 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Oh my god it has the ads for a student refinance loan company
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Some peanut butter and roll it
December 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I say this as someone who loves sitting on my couch more than about anything else on earth, but we really should not be giving billions of dollars to people who think that sitting on your couch is the pinnacle of human existence
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Baseball player stupid is the best kind of stupid
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The one time I encountered someone wearing a pair of those was probably the fastest I’ve ever gone from normal neutral feelings towards a stranger to pure hatred. Sticking a camera in someone’s face for no reason is freak shit that should get you hit with a baseball bat.
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Your gut reaction to the words “you can never return to the past” is one of the strongest indicators of your personal politics.
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM