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Sara!
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Nerdfighter. Writer. John Green once bought my husband and me a mixer. She/Her saramazariegos.com
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · Mar 2
Last night, when we rode the Haunted Mansion back-to-back...

GHOST HOST: Now I will lower the safety bar and a ghost will follow you home! Ahahaha!
LUIS: The ghost that follows us will be like, "Ooh, I'm following you h-- wait, I'm back in the Haunted Mansion."
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 1h
I'm not the only one who panics and swipes at my arm, only to realize it's a piece of my own hair and not a spider crawling on me, right?
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 10h
I updated my website! ✨ On New York, government shutdowns, writing, and how many books are too many books to bring to jury duty. saramazariegos.com
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hopeful romantic writer
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 5d
*I should say REwatched because I've seen them at least 5 times already 😅
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 5d
I went back and watched @hankgreen.bsky.social & @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social's first Vlogbrothers videos because of reasons and now "Crazy" is in my head. 😬 but otherwise 😍
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 6d
Oh hey, probably not going to be able to go inside Alexander Hamilton's house for our anniversary because of the stupid government shutdown. Small beans compared to all the people who can't work, etc but an example of how it doesn't just affect DC. 😢
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 7d
ME: I'll be able to find that again in my YouTube history

ME: *hours later, scrolling through video after video of Pikmin noises that Luis played for me* Oh wow, it's buried. I don't even remember what it was.
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 7d
I updated my website! On vaccinations, late night talk show hosts, and writing. saramazariegos.com
Sara Mazariegos
hopeful romantic writer
saramazariegos.com
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 12d
Boo has something in common with @hankgreen.bsky.social 🥹
Boo the little white Siamese cat. She's missing an ear. It was removed in April due to cancer and she's in remission!
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 12d
😭 Nooo
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 12d
I just wouldn't rewatch the movie 😭
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 12d
Have I told y'all about the drink I "invented?" Baja blast + rum

Baja Blast Off!

🥂 Happy freaking Friday
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 13d
ME: I'm going to take time off from writing until November so I can rest my brain and relax.
ALSO ME: I'm working on an outline for a really intricate magical realism time travel romance!
ME:
Umm David Rose GIF
Alt: David Rose from Schitt's Creek holding a stack of papers and looking like "umm..."
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 13d
When I was in 7th grade, I decided to tell my foreign language class – and ONLY my foreign language class – to call me Shelly.

Imagine how confused my classmates felt when they were with me in other classes. 🫣 One of them called me out on it. "No one calls you that in Math."
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 13d
I've taken to saying "obnoying" instead of "obnoxious" or "annoying." It's not on purpose. 😅
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 14d
It's going to take me a while to get that new room #FocusFriend
I used all of my socks to get that computer My Focus Friend bean, Optimistic Beanie, casually playing on his phone while I chip away at gaining enough virtual socks to pretend-buy the additional room
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 14d
I updated my website! On writing, Stephen King, and autumn. Oh, and randomly, pigeons. saramazariegos.com
Sara Mazariegos
hopeful romantic writer
saramazariegos.com
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 15d
Looking forward to using this bad boy in a few weeks
A welcome office sign that says "Welcome We Are Closed" with the "closed" written in black sharpie on a piece of paper taped over the incorrect word "open"
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 18d
My governor! 💖
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 20d
That feeling when the sun is bright in your window at work, so you keep leaning back in your desk chair because you'd rather have to stretch to type than lower your blinds
The view from my office window shows the building across the way, blue skies, and sometimes playful crows flying by. But the sun is in my face.
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 21d
I finally got the desk! #FocusFriend #Bean
Optimistic Beanie the Focus Friend bean enjoying his desk-acquiring success with some chips
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 21d
Can it be accessed anywhere??
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 23d
That feeling when you know you've made a mistake at work but you're not there anymore and you can't do anything about it until tomorrow
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 23d
Yay!! That was really nice ❤️
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 24d
Hannah Einbinder is the GOAT. #Emmys
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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 24d
Let's make Nate Bargatze pay! #Emmys
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