@postmodernfart.bsky.social
I have Havana Syndrome (not a veteran, caught at a crypto party on my buddies unregistered yacht. Really great party where I hooked up with lots of women) amongst other ailments
40 year old man who hasn’t dated within his age bracket since he was 25 after forcing a 19 year old goth chick at the bar to listen to him make Simpsons references and rank his favourite Pokémon all night: yeah, I’m actually 40 which most people don’t guess
August 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
40 year old man who hasn’t dated within his age bracket since he was 25 after forcing a 19 year old goth chick at the bar to listen to him make Simpsons references and rank his favourite Pokémon all night: yeah, I’m actually 40 which most people don’t guess
My super power? Well…I can imaginr apple
May 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
My super power? Well…I can imaginr apple
Azealia Banks could definitely write Confessions of a Mask but could Yukio Mishima write 212? Probably also yes.
May 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Azealia Banks could definitely write Confessions of a Mask but could Yukio Mishima write 212? Probably also yes.
In America the national currency is hotdog and the president is a guitar signed by the beach boys. They run barefoot through national forests filled with wild hogs and once a year they pray to the sackler family to bless their fentanyl harvest.
May 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
In America the national currency is hotdog and the president is a guitar signed by the beach boys. They run barefoot through national forests filled with wild hogs and once a year they pray to the sackler family to bless their fentanyl harvest.
Oh that’s your man? Then why he keep manifesting as a brooding malevolent force right before I kill God in my reoccurring nightmares. Bitch!
May 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Oh that’s your man? Then why he keep manifesting as a brooding malevolent force right before I kill God in my reoccurring nightmares. Bitch!
“Almost ready” I lie. I’m not almost ready. I’m stroking my bush like a Persian cat and smoking my third joint while scrolling through r/submergedanimatronics
April 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
“Almost ready” I lie. I’m not almost ready. I’m stroking my bush like a Persian cat and smoking my third joint while scrolling through r/submergedanimatronics
They hate me because I’m beautiful but offputting and strange and my breasts are large and perky but my speech is idiosyncratic and of flat affect
April 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
They hate me because I’m beautiful but offputting and strange and my breasts are large and perky but my speech is idiosyncratic and of flat affect
First time I sucked dick I laughed at the expression of the dude it was attached to and accidentally bit it
April 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
First time I sucked dick I laughed at the expression of the dude it was attached to and accidentally bit it
Reposted
I think the “I’m with her” Hilary Clinton campaign would’ve been more successful if ‘her’ was the green M&M
March 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think the “I’m with her” Hilary Clinton campaign would’ve been more successful if ‘her’ was the green M&M
I am become slay the server of cunt
March 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I am become slay the server of cunt
Can we FINALLY admit some girls can be good at video games!?!?!?!?!?!?!
February 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Can we FINALLY admit some girls can be good at video games!?!?!?!?!?!?!
The pot doubles
Now they really got troubles
Madmen tv show on Netflix about advertising it’s like sopranos but for advertising Joan is the sexy red headed one and then after her Betty is probably the hottest
Now they really got troubles
Madmen tv show on Netflix about advertising it’s like sopranos but for advertising Joan is the sexy red headed one and then after her Betty is probably the hottest
February 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The pot doubles
Now they really got troubles
Madmen tv show on Netflix about advertising it’s like sopranos but for advertising Joan is the sexy red headed one and then after her Betty is probably the hottest
Now they really got troubles
Madmen tv show on Netflix about advertising it’s like sopranos but for advertising Joan is the sexy red headed one and then after her Betty is probably the hottest
Guy confusing Emily in Paris with Emilia Perez: yeah it was definitely an inaccurate portrayal but I wouldn’t say racist? Don’t think I’m up to the trans part yet
February 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Guy confusing Emily in Paris with Emilia Perez: yeah it was definitely an inaccurate portrayal but I wouldn’t say racist? Don’t think I’m up to the trans part yet
They shoot bisexual women with ugly boyfriends, don’t they?
February 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
They shoot bisexual women with ugly boyfriends, don’t they?
The fat one from that h3 zionist chudcast has such a uniquely repulsive physique to him. It is one I have not seen outside of the pickled formaldehyde fetuses used in sideshows of the 50’s and 60’s. I’ve heard he’s suing girls who bully him online is that true?
February 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The fat one from that h3 zionist chudcast has such a uniquely repulsive physique to him. It is one I have not seen outside of the pickled formaldehyde fetuses used in sideshows of the 50’s and 60’s. I’ve heard he’s suing girls who bully him online is that true?
Hey guys 👋
*camera pans out to reveal me stuck inside the sexy na’vi animatronic on disneys river journey avatar ride like Saddam Husseins hiding spot*
It happened again ☹️
*camera pans out to reveal me stuck inside the sexy na’vi animatronic on disneys river journey avatar ride like Saddam Husseins hiding spot*
It happened again ☹️
February 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Hey guys 👋
*camera pans out to reveal me stuck inside the sexy na’vi animatronic on disneys river journey avatar ride like Saddam Husseins hiding spot*
It happened again ☹️
*camera pans out to reveal me stuck inside the sexy na’vi animatronic on disneys river journey avatar ride like Saddam Husseins hiding spot*
It happened again ☹️
Hey guys 👋
*camera pans out to reveal me stuck in the sexy na’vi animatronic on disneys river journey avatar ride like the guy in nuttyputty cave*
Uuuh….little help here?
*camera pans out to reveal me stuck in the sexy na’vi animatronic on disneys river journey avatar ride like the guy in nuttyputty cave*
Uuuh….little help here?
February 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hey guys 👋
*camera pans out to reveal me stuck in the sexy na’vi animatronic on disneys river journey avatar ride like the guy in nuttyputty cave*
Uuuh….little help here?
*camera pans out to reveal me stuck in the sexy na’vi animatronic on disneys river journey avatar ride like the guy in nuttyputty cave*
Uuuh….little help here?
*slaps my greased up bellay and belches* mmm pussy
February 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
*slaps my greased up bellay and belches* mmm pussy
On top of impacting my ability to maintain erections my Havana syndrome has been impacting my wife’s libido. She says she doesn’t want to have sex with me ever again, even if I could stay hard! This is obviously a hormonal reaction to my Havana Syndrome
January 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
On top of impacting my ability to maintain erections my Havana syndrome has been impacting my wife’s libido. She says she doesn’t want to have sex with me ever again, even if I could stay hard! This is obviously a hormonal reaction to my Havana Syndrome
Often I will get erect then almost immediately become flaccid again. Then erect. It’s as if my my penis is seizing. This is due to my Havana syndrome btw if any of my followers are collecting data on this topic.
January 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Often I will get erect then almost immediately become flaccid again. Then erect. It’s as if my my penis is seizing. This is due to my Havana syndrome btw if any of my followers are collecting data on this topic.
My Havana syndrome impacts my ability to maintain an erection
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My Havana syndrome impacts my ability to maintain an erection
Sigh….once again my wife has extended no nut November another month
January 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Sigh….once again my wife has extended no nut November another month
Viva genitalia 🇨🇮🇨🇮
November 27, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Viva genitalia 🇨🇮🇨🇮
She hijabi on my amputee til I solo polyamory
November 22, 2024 at 12:12 PM
She hijabi on my amputee til I solo polyamory
My first follower will receive a close up picture of my genitalia along with a “does this look normal?” message. Flash ON btw.
November 22, 2024 at 5:21 AM
My first follower will receive a close up picture of my genitalia along with a “does this look normal?” message. Flash ON btw.