my haters only hate me because i’m off putting and unpleasant to be around and treat people around me poorly. your friends only like you because you have fun with them and are nice and make them smile and laugh. it’s fucking fake is what it is. a cult if you ask me.

I love Jimmy Fallon because he knows, like I know, that at any moment his guests could snap and kill him on air, just tear him apart

every girl is bi. you just have to figure out whether it's sexual, polar, pedal, modal, national, axial, annual, carbonate, metallic, or bimbap