parker lyons
@postsbyparker.bsky.social
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WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?!
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postsbyparker.bsky.social
it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between AI and reality 😢
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here's a Sora generated video of gymnastics
postsbyparker.bsky.social
“my friend at the other end of the bar thinks you’re cute”

the friend:
wholethings.bsky.social
The Hourglass Nebula seen by Hubble
Reposted by parker lyons
minakimes.bsky.social
My entire timeline is football. WERE HERE AND WE AINT LEAVING
abstinence-camper.bsky.social
Have you heard from all three guys on BlueSky who follow sports yet?
Reposted by parker lyons
goldengateblond.bsky.social
every Californian when it drops below 68 degrees
cjzero.bsky.social
Incredible fit, Shai
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander in a fur zip up coat with a very high neck, just under his nose, and rectangular black sunglasses. He has two microphones in front of him and a blue backdrop with OKC Thunder logos
postsbyparker.bsky.social
this is about as “divorced dad thanksgiving” as it gets
wutangforchildren.bsky.social
This is what was served to people that paid to have thanksgiving dinner with Trump and Elon last night at Mar-a-Lago 🤣
postsbyparker.bsky.social
I really missed a platform with thoughtful and nuanced moderation, thank you #bluesky
postsbyparker.bsky.social
love another good dystopian google ad on thanksgiving day where people are by themselves having full conversations with gemini
postsbyparker.bsky.social
shoutout to the siblings needing to take a little break outside rn and dissect the chaos
postsbyparker.bsky.social
I hope I’m never part of a turkey trot family
postsbyparker.bsky.social
but probably not more unregretted user minutes per capita on mobile web divided by 4
joncooper-us.bsky.social
I’ll bet you 20 bucks that Bluesky will have more users than Twitter within the next 12 months. That’s crazy — but a GOOD crazy! 😄
postsbyparker.bsky.social
my parents used to make me think that turning a light on in the inside of a car at night was illegal
postsbyparker.bsky.social
it’s funny to me how quickly someone would get fired in the real world if they were bullying their colleagues and changing bathroom signs instead of getting actual work done, but in congress it’s acceptable and even encouraged under the guise of a political stance
postsbyparker.bsky.social
for sure, highly recommend onboarding via web 👌
postsbyparker.bsky.social
I’m rooting for you, not against you 🤘
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added, looking forward to it 📖
postsbyparker.bsky.social
it probably does, but like most it should improve as used over time
postsbyparker.bsky.social
it’s really tough and humbling to start back up, but running is amazing because you get out of it pretty much exactly what you put into it over time: linear progress 👌