Theo Schlossnagle
@postwait.lethargy.org
Husband, Father, Entrepreneur, Investor, Butcher, Farmer
Happy holidays fools.
December 25, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Happy holidays fools.
I'm pretty sure this isn't satire.
So... Yes, you make it sadly evident that you don't teach (or know) what pronouns are.
So... Yes, you make it sadly evident that you don't teach (or know) what pronouns are.
November 8, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I'm pretty sure this isn't satire.
So... Yes, you make it sadly evident that you don't teach (or know) what pronouns are.
So... Yes, you make it sadly evident that you don't teach (or know) what pronouns are.
September 1, 2023 at 1:45 PM
All about that local pork shoulder.
September 1, 2023 at 1:03 PM
All about that local pork shoulder.
Meat, meat, and meat.
Sous vide then sear.
Sous vide then sear.
August 6, 2023 at 1:55 PM
Meat, meat, and meat.
Sous vide then sear.
Sous vide then sear.
Air fried salmon and shrimp over stir fry cabbage, baby corn and bamboo shoots.
August 1, 2023 at 12:02 AM
Air fried salmon and shrimp over stir fry cabbage, baby corn and bamboo shoots.
This one's for @sogrady
January 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This one's for @sogrady
That Herschel Walker thinks Trump will make him look bad is perhaps the most delicious slight I've seen.
January 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
That Herschel Walker thinks Trump will make him look bad is perhaps the most delicious slight I've seen.
Au revoir Yaoundé
January 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Au revoir Yaoundé
Morning pint, half gone.
January 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Morning pint, half gone.
Some mornings are just right.
January 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Some mornings are just right.
In Schloss Hollow and guess hoo we saw?
January 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
In Schloss Hollow and guess hoo we saw?
Just got a democratic fundraising email with the title "You are not an ATM machine" and the call out was "Donate $3"... Your messaging INSIDE A SINGLE EMAIL is inconsistent at this point...
January 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Just got a democratic fundraising email with the title "You are not an ATM machine" and the call out was "Donate $3"... Your messaging INSIDE A SINGLE EMAIL is inconsistent at this point...
Let the dance recitals begin.
January 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Let the dance recitals begin.
With my cigar tonight, I shall enjoy a bottle of red from the year of Theo and toast my large father Col. George William Schlossnagle, Jr. Happy Memorial Day.
January 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
With my cigar tonight, I shall enjoy a bottle of red from the year of Theo and toast my large father Col. George William Schlossnagle, Jr. Happy Memorial Day.
Fuck me, it's only Wednesday.
January 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Fuck me, it's only Wednesday.
Y'all. Snake ID?
January 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Y'all. Snake ID?
Wild penetration test gone wrong... been there.
January 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Wild penetration test gone wrong... been there.
Linkedin keeps having this banner that won't go away. I can't answer it because it doesn't have a "none of your business" choice. How do you dismiss this?
January 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Linkedin keeps having this banner that won't go away. I can't answer it because it doesn't have a "none of your business" choice. How do you dismiss this?
Seasons Greetings!
January 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Seasons Greetings!
Womp. Well, I'm not spending pandemic time watching a busted TV. So, time to spend some money.
January 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Womp. Well, I'm not spending pandemic time watching a busted TV. So, time to spend some money.
Sharing a favorite... 4oz pack of pancetta. 4oz goat cheve, 4oz shredded Mexican blend. Mix and stuff in cored jalapeños (12) and wrap in prosciutto. Bake at 400F for about 20min.
January 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Sharing a favorite... 4oz pack of pancetta. 4oz goat cheve, 4oz shredded Mexican blend. Mix and stuff in cored jalapeños (12) and wrap in prosciutto. Bake at 400F for about 20min.
The deer attempted a full beach of the cockpit, but failed... just barely. Was a big boi.
January 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The deer attempted a full beach of the cockpit, but failed... just barely. Was a big boi.