Emily Krause
@potatodreamer.bsky.social
Woman-adjacent eldritch horror
Plastic tub of mashed potatoes that spent so long in the fridge wastelands it grew sentient and learned food magic
Plastic tub of mashed potatoes that spent so long in the fridge wastelands it grew sentient and learned food magic
Here’s a weird thing I never thought I’d have to say: you being disenfranchised or marginalized does not give you the right to be bigoted towards other disenfranchised or marginalized communities or individuals.
December 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Here’s a weird thing I never thought I’d have to say: you being disenfranchised or marginalized does not give you the right to be bigoted towards other disenfranchised or marginalized communities or individuals.
What if we start pronouncing “imply” and “simply” the same way?
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
What if we start pronouncing “imply” and “simply” the same way?
“ … I've even been known to sit around and talk to trees, but don't tell anybody that. That's a secret. People think you're crazy if you talk to trees. What's worse is when they start answering you ...” –Bob Ross, 1987
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
“ … I've even been known to sit around and talk to trees, but don't tell anybody that. That's a secret. People think you're crazy if you talk to trees. What's worse is when they start answering you ...” –Bob Ross, 1987
Me, a person with a disability who does drugs witnessing a person with a disability doing drugs, “holy shit, did you guys know people with disabilities do drugs?”
August 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Me, a person with a disability who does drugs witnessing a person with a disability doing drugs, “holy shit, did you guys know people with disabilities do drugs?”
Hill I will 1000% die on: grilled cheese is cheese, bread, and butter/mayo/oil of your choice. The minute you add something else, it’s a “that thing” sandwich.
August 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Hill I will 1000% die on: grilled cheese is cheese, bread, and butter/mayo/oil of your choice. The minute you add something else, it’s a “that thing” sandwich.
I’m not going to lie, guys. Secret passage from my bedroom to the kitchen is way higher on my priority list than it should be.
August 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I’m not going to lie, guys. Secret passage from my bedroom to the kitchen is way higher on my priority list than it should be.
The irony of living in a state where the Republican lawmakers think we’re stupid for voting to keep women’s rights to their own bodies when most Republican lawmakers can’t even fucking define an abortion…
June 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The irony of living in a state where the Republican lawmakers think we’re stupid for voting to keep women’s rights to their own bodies when most Republican lawmakers can’t even fucking define an abortion…
I need you guys to know something: if you EVER get caught in some weird Groundhog-Day-like timeloop, I will 100% believe you and do everything I can to help you get out of it.
June 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I need you guys to know something: if you EVER get caught in some weird Groundhog-Day-like timeloop, I will 100% believe you and do everything I can to help you get out of it.
Molly Ringwald lipstick trick from The Breakfast Club but it’s me trying to hit the vape sticking out of my cleavage.
May 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Molly Ringwald lipstick trick from The Breakfast Club but it’s me trying to hit the vape sticking out of my cleavage.
Nah, maybe if you stop using ableist terms maybe you’ll have better luck with men.
April 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Nah, maybe if you stop using ableist terms maybe you’ll have better luck with men.
You know, for a demographic obsessed with bitching about participation trophies, they sure seem to be awfully mad about confederate memorials being taken down.
March 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You know, for a demographic obsessed with bitching about participation trophies, they sure seem to be awfully mad about confederate memorials being taken down.
Why does putting a sticker on my own laptop feel so illegal?!
March 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Why does putting a sticker on my own laptop feel so illegal?!
This is (hopefully) my last single-digit Soberversary!
February 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This is (hopefully) my last single-digit Soberversary!
Reposted by Emily Krause
The last 2 weeks have been so surreal I now believe that David Lynch may have taken over for God.
February 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The last 2 weeks have been so surreal I now believe that David Lynch may have taken over for God.
Oh man, she’s going to be soooooo embarrassed when she finds out white people can be disabled too.
February 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Oh man, she’s going to be soooooo embarrassed when she finds out white people can be disabled too.
If you believe Elon was just showing his love for the crowd, I will give you $100 to film yourself doing the same thing in public.
January 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If you believe Elon was just showing his love for the crowd, I will give you $100 to film yourself doing the same thing in public.
Anyone wanna compare neuroses? I’ll start: whenever I experience any kind of weird glitch-in-the-matrix kind of shit, a part of me is convinced that I’ve slipped into an alternate universe and every time it happens I just get more and more alternate universed.
January 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Anyone wanna compare neuroses? I’ll start: whenever I experience any kind of weird glitch-in-the-matrix kind of shit, a part of me is convinced that I’ve slipped into an alternate universe and every time it happens I just get more and more alternate universed.
Reposted by Emily Krause
If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright
December 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright
I have to be honest, there’s a part of me that really enjoys the 70s/80s horror subgenre where the big bads are all disabled in some way. Fuck yes for representation.
December 14, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I have to be honest, there’s a part of me that really enjoys the 70s/80s horror subgenre where the big bads are all disabled in some way. Fuck yes for representation.
Sorry @vancityreynolds.bsky.social but my brother says the haircut looks better on me
December 10, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Sorry @vancityreynolds.bsky.social but my brother says the haircut looks better on me