my little cousin keeps trying to show me his cool gaming tricks and this comic made me feel worse about me looking down at my phone

bluesky users when you answer a question (responding after 12 hours is suddenly "haste")

cobigail because she is my light in the dark (she specifically jumps out of it to torment me)

maybe? dunno if that's the best way to describe it. if nothing else i can at least credit tumblr for being funny, at least before all the cool people left to twitter following the site's porn exodus

there's no real proper algorithm here compared to twitter in regards to just sharing funnies and silly anecdotes, esp with how reposts and engagement over there have actual financial encouragement (hence the shitload of meme accs).
bsky really functions best as an art platform, i'd say.

to my knowledge there's only one brand that has joysticks (the ones pictured) and the lack of analog on them is pretty disappointing. makes a pretty nice volume slider though

*"most likely" as in, he most likely got hacked lol

most likely. his posts on twitter do not follow his usual typing mannerisms, on top of deleting posts containing a supposed wallet address and a pumpfun of his avatar before going on to post a different one with the chill guy character.

calling me 12 whilst repeating what i said in a silly voice it's so over for me

i know this isn't twitter anymore but why do you willingly choose to type like a redditor

it's very telling that your stance on porn is not derived from moral concern, but rather as a means to fuel your ego. to sit atop a pedestal of proper values.
you conjured some absurd, evil, selfish version of me in your head. i'm sure it felt great convincing yourself that is who you're talking to.

false. i can jack off, shrug, and wake up perfectly fine the next day. NFTs are a money pit that will make me fall into immense financial debt before the bored ape loansharks kick down my door and put a bullet between my eyes