Pothotatoe
@pothotatoe.bsky.social
Wanna feel out of shape?
Do someone else's running warm up.
Follow me for more exercise tips!
Do someone else's running warm up.
Follow me for more exercise tips!
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Wanna feel out of shape?
Do someone else's running warm up.
Follow me for more exercise tips!
Do someone else's running warm up.
Follow me for more exercise tips!
I haven't looked to see if I can afford my insurance ever again.. too busy being annoyed that I paid what they said I owed for my policy this year just for them to send a second bill for $16 with ZERO explanation. As if I made an error in paying them what they said they need.
We need to stop them.
We need to stop them.
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I haven't looked to see if I can afford my insurance ever again.. too busy being annoyed that I paid what they said I owed for my policy this year just for them to send a second bill for $16 with ZERO explanation. As if I made an error in paying them what they said they need.
We need to stop them.
We need to stop them.
I hope Michelle Obama goes to Zohran Mamdani's swearing in ceremony. Front row.
December 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I hope Michelle Obama goes to Zohran Mamdani's swearing in ceremony. Front row.
Fun fact:
CPR was actually invented by Xena: Warrior Princess.
CPR was actually invented by Xena: Warrior Princess.
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Fun fact:
CPR was actually invented by Xena: Warrior Princess.
CPR was actually invented by Xena: Warrior Princess.
Bars if Santa was an aspiring rapper:
This one goes out to my ho ho hoes!
Bend over
Get naughty
Shake that ass while you touch your toes!
This one goes out to my ho ho hoes!
Bend over
Get naughty
Shake that ass while you touch your toes!
December 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Bars if Santa was an aspiring rapper:
This one goes out to my ho ho hoes!
Bend over
Get naughty
Shake that ass while you touch your toes!
This one goes out to my ho ho hoes!
Bend over
Get naughty
Shake that ass while you touch your toes!
I don't know if you know this but... it's a great time to talk to your dead loved ones.
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I don't know if you know this but... it's a great time to talk to your dead loved ones.
I have an aunt that signs everything to me "your fave aunt" and I think it's great. It might even be self-fulfilling.
December 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I have an aunt that signs everything to me "your fave aunt" and I think it's great. It might even be self-fulfilling.
I'm just a girl looking for her...
Coffee
(It was in the microwave)
Coffee
(It was in the microwave)
December 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm just a girl looking for her...
Coffee
(It was in the microwave)
Coffee
(It was in the microwave)
'Fake it til you make it' works with empathy too. As in, doing the right thing even if you don't care or don't understand WILL turn you into a better person.
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
'Fake it til you make it' works with empathy too. As in, doing the right thing even if you don't care or don't understand WILL turn you into a better person.
If you've been there, you give back.
If you haven't, you attack.
If you haven't, you attack.
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
If you've been there, you give back.
If you haven't, you attack.
If you haven't, you attack.
It's been a week and I still have a fully decorated tree and 2 cats.
I win. My cats ARE the best cats.
I win. My cats ARE the best cats.
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's been a week and I still have a fully decorated tree and 2 cats.
I win. My cats ARE the best cats.
I win. My cats ARE the best cats.
I love confirming I can't afford to move to anywhere I want to live. Feels yummy. So so yummy.
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I love confirming I can't afford to move to anywhere I want to live. Feels yummy. So so yummy.
In case you're wondering: Motivation/productivity apps haven't gotten better since the last time I tried them.
And like.. if the free version sucks.. stop trying to sell me on the paid version.
Also, I definitely don't want to answer how I'm feeling everytime I open an app to check my to-do list.
And like.. if the free version sucks.. stop trying to sell me on the paid version.
Also, I definitely don't want to answer how I'm feeling everytime I open an app to check my to-do list.
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In case you're wondering: Motivation/productivity apps haven't gotten better since the last time I tried them.
And like.. if the free version sucks.. stop trying to sell me on the paid version.
Also, I definitely don't want to answer how I'm feeling everytime I open an app to check my to-do list.
And like.. if the free version sucks.. stop trying to sell me on the paid version.
Also, I definitely don't want to answer how I'm feeling everytime I open an app to check my to-do list.
So far I still have two cats and a fully* decorated tree. Lfg
Day 2.
Day 2.
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So far I still have two cats and a fully* decorated tree. Lfg
Day 2.
Day 2.
Instead of legalized gambling making sports more interesting.. what if we just admit we're not that into sports?
We could save so much money on stadiums. Just build em regular sized for people who actually like watching sports.
Everyone else can go to the casino.
We could save so much money on stadiums. Just build em regular sized for people who actually like watching sports.
Everyone else can go to the casino.
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Instead of legalized gambling making sports more interesting.. what if we just admit we're not that into sports?
We could save so much money on stadiums. Just build em regular sized for people who actually like watching sports.
Everyone else can go to the casino.
We could save so much money on stadiums. Just build em regular sized for people who actually like watching sports.
Everyone else can go to the casino.
Delighted to find out that there are TWO musical episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess.
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Delighted to find out that there are TWO musical episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess.
Why do we still call it the Big Bang when the Great Biggening is available?
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Why do we still call it the Big Bang when the Great Biggening is available?
3 people for dinner tonight. So obviously we have food for 20, and weed for 80.
This math maths.
This math maths.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
3 people for dinner tonight. So obviously we have food for 20, and weed for 80.
This math maths.
This math maths.
Reposted by Pothotatoe
The reason I talk so much about Democrats in rural America is because it’s key to taking the country back.
We can’t wring many more blue votes out of the cities. Come back to rural spaces. Run for office. Contest every race.
This is the way.
We can’t wring many more blue votes out of the cities. Come back to rural spaces. Run for office. Contest every race.
This is the way.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The reason I talk so much about Democrats in rural America is because it’s key to taking the country back.
We can’t wring many more blue votes out of the cities. Come back to rural spaces. Run for office. Contest every race.
This is the way.
We can’t wring many more blue votes out of the cities. Come back to rural spaces. Run for office. Contest every race.
This is the way.
I filled my walmart cart. I filled my amazon cart. I'm about to fill my target cart. I'm not buying shit tho. Just messing with the data.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I filled my walmart cart. I filled my amazon cart. I'm about to fill my target cart. I'm not buying shit tho. Just messing with the data.
Men are eccentric and women are mentally ill.
(I haven't watched it; I think Johnny Depp is a creep, mostly)
(I haven't watched it; I think Johnny Depp is a creep, mostly)
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Men are eccentric and women are mentally ill.
(I haven't watched it; I think Johnny Depp is a creep, mostly)
(I haven't watched it; I think Johnny Depp is a creep, mostly)
Why do I get bombarded with ads for bras made specifically for small boobs 2ce a year?
I am NOT that person. Very not.
I am NOT that person. Very not.
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Why do I get bombarded with ads for bras made specifically for small boobs 2ce a year?
I am NOT that person. Very not.
I am NOT that person. Very not.
Stop saying "layers like an onion" to describe a complex situation.. every layer of onion is ONION.
Layers like a trifle. Layers like a loaded sub. Layers like a Shaggy sandwich. Layers like the Earth's crust... anything with VARYING layers.
Please.
Layers like a trifle. Layers like a loaded sub. Layers like a Shaggy sandwich. Layers like the Earth's crust... anything with VARYING layers.
Please.
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Stop saying "layers like an onion" to describe a complex situation.. every layer of onion is ONION.
Layers like a trifle. Layers like a loaded sub. Layers like a Shaggy sandwich. Layers like the Earth's crust... anything with VARYING layers.
Please.
Layers like a trifle. Layers like a loaded sub. Layers like a Shaggy sandwich. Layers like the Earth's crust... anything with VARYING layers.
Please.
I don't usually answer the door to strangers, but the way this man knocked.. just to offer a pamphlet about jesus.
He walked past the free food I have out, the sign to stop genocide, the flyers for immigrants to know their rights and thought... bet she needs Jesus.. what else you think I'd learn?
He walked past the free food I have out, the sign to stop genocide, the flyers for immigrants to know their rights and thought... bet she needs Jesus.. what else you think I'd learn?
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I don't usually answer the door to strangers, but the way this man knocked.. just to offer a pamphlet about jesus.
He walked past the free food I have out, the sign to stop genocide, the flyers for immigrants to know their rights and thought... bet she needs Jesus.. what else you think I'd learn?
He walked past the free food I have out, the sign to stop genocide, the flyers for immigrants to know their rights and thought... bet she needs Jesus.. what else you think I'd learn?